Bratz Magazine Mayhem

Nov 09, 2008 10:17



Hey, everyone. It's Harlow reporting from the place where all the magic happens. No, not Hollywood. I'm here in the humble city of StilesVille.


I'm sorta just helping out today because the Bratz really need it today. Cloe went off on vacation w/ her mother, Polita and hasn't finished her end of the bargain. D: Sasha scrambled to find as much help as she could and since I was down here, I decided to volunteer. With me here is Nevra, Katia, Cameron, and Eitan. There are other people here, too, but they are all out running errands for the Bratz.

Btw, before that Claudia can boss me around again, I gotta share something w/ the Diamond public. I have reason to believe that dear Mama Erin is holding out on the rest of her Diamond sisters. What if she was gonna be replaced? D: Or worse?



Oh, shoot, here comes Claudia.

Claudia: Harlow, dear, would you mind getting me some water.

Harlow: Uh, yeah, just a minute..

Claudia: How about NOW? You can never find good service these days.



Nevra: Just look at her. She's like some monster out to reign over the entire modeling industry.

Katia: I'm scared...btw, how was Project Runway: Bratz?

Nevra: Oh, that outfit that Tiana made was horrible! I hope Jade doesn't use it in the next issue of Bratz Magazine.

Claudia: What are you people staring at? Get to work! You, asian boy, go tell Jade to fetch the dress I will be wearing for the photoshoot. Biker boy can stay here with me. *winks at Cameron*

Katia: This can't be good...

MEANWHILE...



Yasmin: Kool Kat, this is all your fault!

Jade: Me? What did I do?

Yasmin: You HAD to hire Claudia!

Jade: Well, I should of known. I heard she caused a lot of trouble when she competed in America's Next Top Model ( Bratz-Fanz Next Top MOdel). I hate that stupid step-mom of Cloe's. And her sister...what a witch!

Eitan: Jade! Here you are! Claudia wants you to get that dress you want her to wear for the shoot.

Jade: Yas, could you go grab the dress? I have to finish my article on holiday dresses and another one about My Scene girl style..



Yasmin: Kool Kat, I can't find it.



Jade: Pretty Princess, are you sure?

Yasmin: Yeah, the wardrobe here is all bohemian themed. That was all last month's issue.

Claudia: WHERE'S MY DRESS?!





Sasha: How am I supposed to finish my music review about Lady Gaga here with some model throwing a tantrum?

Harlow: You'll survive...somehow.

Sasha: Jade, remind me why this month's issue is having a spread about Top Model competitions.

Jade: Well, Bunny Boo, since Arden of Britain's Next Top Model ( BNTM01) won recently, I was going to try to get her featured in the issue. Unfortunately, our designer friend, Sharidan, already has Arden booked solid for the next two weeks. The next best thing was...Claudia.

Claudia: I'm enjoying the publicity here. :D Anyways, I need to get to a Your Thing photoshoot now. That magazine is absolutely dreadful, but I need the money. Btw, I won't be coming back.

Sasha: BUt-

Claudia:- no complaining, "Bunny Boo". I was only supposed to be here for an hour. Nothing less, nothing more. Later.



Claudia: I can't believe I left my cellphone back home. NOw I need to use some horrible public phone to call Krystina.

Krystina: Hello?

Claudia: HEy, girl, it's me!

Krystina: Oh, hey! How was the Bratz gig?

Claudia: Ugh, there was a stupid Diamond Girl there. You're right, Diamond Girl equals Loser City.

Krystina: Told ya. I'm sure you had fun wreaking havoc.

Claudia: Totally. :D

That's about it for today.

-Harlow

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