I wonder if people will guess what day it is??? Besides thursday!!!!!!!!!!

Why does everybody make such a big deal of birthdays??? Why does anybody want to know what I'm doing for my birthday. My fear is that they want to know so they can claim me for a certain day and do something "nice" for me. Well I say screw it. I don't care about my birthday. It's no big deal to me. It's the day I was born. BIG DEAL!!! I ( Read more... )

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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year ( Read more... )

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And how, I've been soooo busy lately. I finally finished unpacking my room so now it's all out and in it's place. My room is soo huge. I need more stuff to fill it up. I'm thinking about getting a comfy chair or something. I already have a couch so it's all good. Been so tired lately. Haven't had much time to hang with anybody. I missed the ( Read more... )

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Tyler is the #198 most common male name.
0.089% of men in the US are named Tyler.
Around 109025 US men are named Tyler!
source namestatistics.com

Evans is the #48 most common last name.
0.141% of last names in the US are Evans.
Around 352500 US last names are Evans!
source namestatistics.com

Jesus is the #129 most common male name.
0.155% of men in the ( Read more... )

I hate this hot weather, only at night. I can't fall asleep. I need sleep! SlLLEeeePPPppp!!!!!!!! Grumble, need to get job at McDick's. Bah not good.