I hope this isn't serious:

[natures_fantasy]

Thanks to abandonedsoul for the site:

An American Teacher teaching in Japan Experience... of a sort...

...makes me not mind American students so much anymore...

~Micheru

Comments

[alphagrey]

I've been reading this and some if it is pretty hilarious. A black american guy teaching english in Japan. Who would've thought that some of those kids would be so... screwed up.

His experiences are mostly coming from the ghetto school. Maybe that is why..

But in any case. You are not allowed to teach in Japan. Ever.

hehe : ) *hugs*

This had me rolling:

[alphagrey]

Part of his editorial or journal or whatever one would call it deals with us having "superpowers" in Japan. More so he means that we (I guess "we" would be Americans?) could get away with crap in Japan that the japanese people can't.

this had me laughing:

President Bush: Hey Japan, America's gonna invade Iraq. We want you to send us some troops for support.
Prime Minister Koizumi: Um, but...we don't really have an army, just a Self-Defense Force. And NOBODY here has anything to do with Iraq, the public is strongly anti-war, it's kind of pointless for us...
Bush: I don't care. Coalition of the Willing. You're coming.
Koizumi: Ok. I'm sorry for my insolence. The troops are on their way.
Bush: Oh yeah. Gaijin Smash.

[alphagrey]

I don't know what about this had me laughing so hard. The dude linked up to a anonymous website that people talk about their problems on or some such. This was a comment someone left, probably trying to be funny:

comment and read comments on this confession (beta)

Im a 4 foot japanese guy called sej and I havent ever pulled a girl before. Whenever i speak to them i cant help but talk about computer games so they think i am a total geek :( . Ive resorted to touching girls in the street and pretending its an accident, ive also considered fucking my dog.

[fanaticnerdism]

Oh ya, I've read this one a little while back. The stories about "Kancho" in particular, amused me greatly.