four and seventy. mmm, nanomites.

Mar 14, 2011 13:34

I feel as though I have missed something terribly cathartic by deciding, though quite wisely, to refrain from posting during the flood - I have been told that venting one's secrets can balance and put one's mind at ease. So, dear populace, I have confessions to make to you, and hope you will hear them for my own benefit ( Read more... )

devil in the shape of a woman, angelica wears manpants, no really humours are a thing, oh god the fuuuuuutuuure

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private - with parker. naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 18:29:59 UTC
Aye, I remain optimistic that Sveta will wake soon.

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private naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 18:34:33 UTC
At times they do, Neil, but best not dwell too long on something you cannot control.

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Re: private naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 18:30:26 UTC
She seems to be greatly in favour of it, sir. What say you?

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Re: private naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 18:39:34 UTC
Una made mention of how horrid the past few months had been to all of us, and how we had at least been given some respite during the Kissing Town Port last year.

I must say, Sexby, that I could not help myself. If we are not given respite, or frivolity or gaiety, I daresay we should take measures to procure it for ourselves, and the notion seemed fitting.

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Private cauchemal March 14 2011, 18:21:13 UTC
[Oh god why so peremptory what have I done]

All right.

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Private naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 18:31:54 UTC
Splendid! I will come fetch you, and we shall take the air together.

I suppose I should ask you how fare.

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Private cauchemal March 14 2011, 18:37:33 UTC
[What.]

I am well enough, madame.

Save for having my access to the deck barred, that is.

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Private naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 18:46:43 UTC
I am terribly sorry about that, Mal, but I thought removing your access to it was both an apt punishment for your deceit and better for your state of mind in general.

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gotgreenmagic March 14 2011, 22:03:43 UTC
I...actually kind of like protruding in certain places?

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naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 23:07:24 UTC
Truly? To each their own, I suppose. I would fear over-balancing and falling.

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gotgreenmagic March 14 2011, 23:09:50 UTC
Okay, uh, for that to ever happen you would need wayyy more protrusion than most women have.

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naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 23:15:08 UTC
Well, if you consider that I have spent my entire life not protruding in that certain way, I would still feel rather top-heavy and strange.

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feverprophecy March 14 2011, 23:01:47 UTC
Because corsets were the champion of comfort?? SUCK IT IN, LADIES, AND DON'T EAT ANYTHING AT THE PARTY, SCARLETT.

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naughtbutlife March 14 2011, 23:13:10 UTC
I can see you are well-versed in the ways of ladies undergarments. I speak of stays, not a corseting. Stays give a woman a flattened-yet-shapely appearance, but there is less binding and tucking involved.

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