MetaIhead4Ever: yea i wish i had a pussy sometimes
Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?:Yes, but they fog up awfully quick. :/ Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?:Not more then an hour, maybe like twenty minutes. Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?:No, I laugh. Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?:They're the color they are because its colored sugar dick face. Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?:No, no I didn't. Do you know the names of all the American presidents?:You're luck I know the name of the last three. Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?:No, he's dead, his daughter saw him die. Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:Off my garage... Do you own a Chia-pet?:No, sadly. I always wanted one of those to burn with my fire gun. Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?:Anyone can be dumb Do you have 0 TV's in your house?:Why no I dont. Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?:No, thankfully. Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?:I dont think any of my favorite movies are G rated. Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?:I burn more then 5 CDs a week. Im going to jail. Oh yes I am. Do you hear voices?:Yes, and they tell me to set your house on fire. Is your favorite color tangerine?:Ew no. Is your favorite food turtle soup?:Thats creepy, and not to mention nasty. Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?:I spend time with my friends in my house. Does that count? Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?:Holy crap that giggling baby makes me sleepy. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?:No, I had my brother to abuse me. Do you ever talk to yourself?:Haha yes, when I'm mad or aggrevated Do you sing in the shower?:All the time Do you have more than 5 body piercings?:I have exactly 5 Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?:Not that I know of Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?:When I was a kid my brother told me they did. Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:No. Maybe I should have. Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl:Im cheap, are you insane? Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess:Yes, im cool like that Have you ever trash picked?:No Can you fling stuff out of your nose?:No Do you know the meaning of life?:If I did do you really think I would be on the computer right now? Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?:*stabs* Dont type like that. Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?:Who dosent? Did u ever see things that aren't really there?:At night when I've been up for various hours yes. Do you see dead people?:No :[ Is this a yes or no question?:Sure, why not? Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?:Yeah Do you enjoy tight clothing?:Yes Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?:No, thats icky Do you sleep with the lights on?:No, I flip out if someones makes me have the lights on Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:No Have you ever played bloody knuckles?:No, but I've watched the guys do it a bunch of times. Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?:When I'm pregnent and get weird urges I'll let you know. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:Mr. Serwedes. I just love his cynical never smiling ways. Do you believe fairy tales do come true?:Sadly they dont. Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?:I use to have an awesome one that lit up :/ Do you believe in superstition?:Yes, Im very superstitious. Do you like DIET soda?:No, its nasty. Do you watch cartoon shows every day?:Probably Do you read books for fun?:Yeah, why not? Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.So what's your insanity percentage?:Im not adding shit up. *laughs and walks away with her hatchet*
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