{The Houses}
FRATERNITIES
Alpha Delta Phi (ΑΔΦ)
"i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"..."
Colors: Emerald and Pearl
Sister Sorority: Delta Delta Delta
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It's something of a cardinal sin to be ignorant of that fact that the capers of AD brothers were the basis for the classic picture Animal House. Whether the depiction is still accurate is open to debate; they do claim, however, what is undoubtedly the grimmest basement on campus - it usually doubles as an open sewer. Soccer and rugby players make up a good portion of the brotherhood, which is one of the strongest on campus. The AD Lawn Party during Green Key weekend is always well-attended.
Phi Delta Alpha (ΦΔΑ)
"I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4."
Colors: Blue and White
Sister Sorority: Sigma Delta
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A bunch of boozers, brawlers, burners, and social outcasts - in the best senses of the terms. That notwithstanding, many campus leaders - especially in the Greek system and the Student Assembly - call Phi Delt home. Phi Delt is also renowned for hosting the Webster Avenue block party on Green Key weekend. If in conversation your confabulator liberally peppers his discourse with words like 'rig,' 'grim,' 'soil,' 'basement,' or 'Ya Heard?' you're probably talking to a Phi Delt. Notorious for holding grudges against other frats and taking to drastic measures to rectify perceived insults to the the Phi Delt name most notably setting fire to a neighboring frat last semester. Currently on probation.
Phi Tau (ΦΤ)
"awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?"
Colors: Blue and White
Sister Sorority: Chi Omega
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If one were charitable, he might characterize Phi Tau as eccentric; were he more acrimonious, the description would probably be flat-out weird. At the same time, they embrace their oddity and aren't ashamed to demonstrate it. Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it. Phi Tau's termly bash, Milque and Cookies, literally features thousands of diverse cookies and a thick dairy beverage brewed in cauldrons by galley slaves in the back rooms. Sadly, it is non-alcoholic.
Chi Gamma Epsilon (ΧΓΕ)
"after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time."
Colors: Scarlet and White
Sister Sonority: Kappa Delta Epsilon
President: Im SeulOng
Vice President: Lee Joon
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Chi Gam's reputation already has broad campus circulation and you've probably caught on already, though in fairness the house has actually changed a good deal over the past few years. All in all, these are solid guys, many of them athletes. They come as they are. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention that a Chi Gam party generally entails (a) D.J.s manning the ones-and-twos, (b) kegs, (c) flashing lights, and (d) gyrating brothers. Oh baby.
SORORITIES
Delta Delta Delta
"Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks."
Colors: Silver, Gold, and Cerulean.
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The Sisters of the House of the Three Delts can be prim and proper, but they're also warm and welcoming. More so then any other sorority of campus. Boys all of over the world rejoice at the sound of a Tri Delt party as the massive amount of skinship this girls display while plastered is something not to be missed. And they don't just know how to have a good time - they know how to bake. These are the kind of girls you can take home to the parents.
Kappa Delta Epsilon
"Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party""
Colors: Purple and White
Brother Fraternity: Chi Gamma Epsilon
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Members: Jung Yoonhye
A local sorority, KDE throws parties that can out-do most fraternities. The girl's themselves spend massive amount of time planning their outrageous party themes. Also, when spring rolls around, look for guys in seersucker and girls in sun hats walking up Webster Avenue to KDE's Derby Days party, a celebration of all things aristocratic. Beneficiaries of a recent, massive renovation, the sisters of KDE now enjoy the most spacious basement of any house on campus.
Sigma Delta
"i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer."
Colors: Burgundy, Forest Green, Cream
Brother Fraternity: Phi Delta Alpha
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A handful of Sigma Delt sisters started a streaking club a few summers ago-Novack Café busy nights is probably your best bet to catch a glimpse. They throw one very large, very popular dance party a term. Nice, opinionated girls in general, who won't take any guff. Seriously. These girls, when provoked, could take on an angry bear or at least a very drunk frat boy.
Chi Omega (ΧΩ)
"This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower."
Colors: Red and Yellow
Brother Fraternity: Phi Tau
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Vice President: Ham Eunjung
Chi Omega is well-heeled, to say the least - they have trust funds and are not afraid to use them. They use their superfluous resources to throw champagne parties and sport egregiously preppy clothing, always with the collars popped forth. Chi Omega's winter beach party entices hordes of scantily clad youths to trudge throw the snow and frolic in the tons of sand they import for the event.