Bye guys, I'm off to Japan for two weeks.

rock it lounge chair.

Okay, so here is the best dream I ever had. I had it last night.

It starts out in Chester Street Elementary. I am in a big classroom and my current age, not elementary age. Ghingold is in the desk to my left. He says something, and Danielle Fisher insults him. Matt and I look at eachother, roll our eyes, and in unison say, calmly, "Fuck this shit." ( Read more... )

college


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WHAT DID I DO AT THE BEACH?
GOT A TAN
ATE AT A SMORGASBORD
LIVED WITH MY FRIENDS
SLEPT ON THE BEACH
SLEPT ON A HOLIDAY INN LAWNCHAIR
STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT
TASTED PEPPER SPRAY
SNORTED MY MEDICINE
SHAVED CASEY
DRANK MAD DOG
SMOKED WHITE HOREHOUND
WORKED SOME FAT DIPS
RODE THE DRUNK BUS
WATCHED FIREWORKS
STAYED OUTTA TROUBLE
KEPT MY SHORTS ON
WENT BODY SURFING
GOT A ( Read more... )

Doesn't the idea of using scrap steel from the New York World Trade Centers seem like a sure-fire way to build a totally fucking haunted ship?

The USS New York

Sure. Good idea guys. I hope you hold an exorcism and break a champagne bottle full of holy water on the hull before disembarking.

Everything can be funky if you look hard enough

[Primal Roar]

HAY GUYS CAN I HAVE MY FRISBEE BACK?

I went outside to set the table for our Memorial Day dinner and they were playing mofo'ing "Walkin' On the Sun" in the park at the carnival. Everyone's got one of those points where summer starts. That was definitely mine.

Dear journal,

Today I had a dream in Great Books class where I was on an amusement park ride, like "It's a Small World", that sort of Disney type ride. It started out sort of normal, but then the ride accelerated a whole lot. And the catch was, YOU WERE THE RIDE! It was like suddenly I was one of the things that people stare at on a ride, because ( Read more... )