Wow, you have really long hair!

[navi_di]

Normally, comments about my hair make me snark inside. They're almost invariably made by people I don't know, generally when I'm in some sort of customer service situation and can't make use of clever retorts, which are warrented because the comments are REALLY STUPID.

"Wow, your hair is long!"
You're kidding me! When did that happen? It

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[ksparrowt]

Oooo I like that one. Both nice, and intelligent. If only people like that would wander around this section of New England...

Hitchhiker's Guide

[bounce_ko]

Ford Prefect of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" fame marveled at how Earthlings are always repeating the obvious: "Gosh, you're tall!"; "Wow, you just fell out of the tenth story of a building - are you alright?"; and "We're going to die!"