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[navitas]

Hi, I've been neglecting livejournal. You care! The most interesting things in my life right now are the twisted dreams I'm having. Last night I grew a penis and buttraped a curvy blue girl over a balcony railing while her curvy blue boyfriend watched. She was so terrified she kept trying to clamber over the balcony and fall to her death to escape

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[nyaow]

damn, why do i dream about rove and mischa barton having foodfights

[obeisance]

Maybe you've got a pent up need to buttrape blue women.

[vanillaivy]

Too much porn. Haha, just kidding. But if I have too much of anything it starts to invade my dreams.

[chops_a_must]

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