Mar 09, 2010 13:15
Okay..the past couple of nights, I've had an idea of a funny (esque) type blog, based on THE BACHELOR. Don't ask why. It just happens like that. So, for those on my Flist...if it were to come to fruition, would you like to read it and/or would you read it?
I'm taking ideas...and writing it all down anyway...just in case.
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I was thinking along the lines of me being a contestant on the show, blogging about what happens on the show. Like this:
Describe the first kiss? Easy. You know those scenes in movies and television shows that, the couple you want to be together, is inches away from each other and you can feel the tension. So much so that you yell at the screen “KISS! Just kiss her, idiot! Just kiss him, bitch! Just kiss!” and then you yell and cheer when they do?
Yeah. It was like that. A real movie kiss.
I half expected to hear a Danny Elfman score over our kiss.
As his soft lips gently closed around mine, I can only think of one thing: Bridget Jones kissing Mark Darcy. “Wait a minute. Nice guys don’t kiss like that.”
“Oh, yes they fucking do.”
As we continue to softly kiss, I find out he is less like Mark ( ... )
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