christ in a goddamned hot air balloon!

Jun 11, 2003 19:27

rumor has it, he's back...
and no, i'm not referring to the j.c.

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deadweight June 11 2003, 18:25:26 UTC
You mean the viking?

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navyblueink June 12 2003, 00:34:01 UTC
who the hell do i know that is a viking...?

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Ummm... kikuchiro June 11 2003, 22:43:47 UTC
Let's suppose for a moment that the Lamb of God devised such transport as this Most Divine Dirigible. Would there be a possibility that craft was indeed goddamned? Surely such fallacious and heretical reasoning is applied only in witch's havens and brothels of the illest repute. Unless we are getting into some argument on the manifestation of the tripartite living Lord and all that, in which case I suppose we're heading down a different road all together now.

I'm so short on my supply of Holy Hand Grenades at the moment, that wrapping my mind around a Heavenly Airborne Vessel for the Lord is rather difficult. I wonder what it would do? I mean, you know, it's superpowers. I bet it would make ice cream, in between smiting the non-believers. We are talking about the Second Coming here.

And fuck yeah, there would be shitloads of sprinkles. Like, goddamned mounds of 'em.

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Re: Ummm... navyblueink June 12 2003, 00:33:37 UTC
you know, the average observer would say that you have waaaay too much time on your hands... but we all know that isn't true ;)

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"Advil" Lavigne anonymous June 16 2003, 18:55:11 UTC
Sprite Remix sucks.

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Re: "Advil" Lavigne navyblueink June 16 2003, 19:04:02 UTC
yeah, and keith is hottttttttt with like nine 't's.

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