Comments | navygrrl: Stupid Kids Movies

navygrrl

Stupid Kids Movies

Jun 25, 2004 22:53

The boys are watching Toy Story 2. The part where the cowgirl was telling Woody about her owner - you know when Sarah McLachlan sings that song - was just on. Every single time I see it, it makes me cry. I start feeling guilty about all the footless, butch-shorn barbies I had ( Read more... )

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cookiegirlie June 25 2004, 19:59:33 UTC

Don't hate me, but I've never seen any of the Toy Stories. *L*

My barbies had really wild haircuts.

I was a very sad child. *L*

* smooooches *

navygrrl June 25 2004, 20:02:14 UTC

They're actually good movies even if you don't have children. :)

I think the wild haircut thing is normal. Most people look at me strangely, though, when they find out that I cut the feet off my barbies.

Did I mention that my barbies were also lesbians?

cookiegirlie June 25 2004, 20:06:29 UTC

One of these days, you can get me drunk and make me watch them. *L*

Looking back, I think mine was in the porn business. 0.o

Princess Bride is on. I'll see you tomorrow.

Take care of that hand.

* smoooooch *

bunnik June 25 2004, 20:41:17 UTC

I bit the toes off of my barbies.. it was nice and chewy.. and cut their hair off.. because I wasn't allowed to cut my own, I guess..

oh and I took a pen and made eyeliner

leafgoodbread June 26 2004, 01:51:35 UTC

sooo what was on the inside of their legs???

navygrrl June 28 2004, 09:31:08 UTC

Just more of that flesh colored plastic, but in the center there was some sort of clear jointed plastic.

I know, very exciting, lol!

leafgoodbread June 28 2004, 09:35:42 UTC

Sweet...checking to see what was inside their legs, never occured to me. I would just run them over with my bike, tonka trucks, and the like.
I hated barbie dolls, and I am not really sure why.
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

blackbirdshaq June 26 2004, 04:38:21 UTC

*is still crying/laughing over navy and QC's lesbian/porno barbies*

I'm so glad to hear that I wasn't the only one who had a dysfunctional relationship with her barbies. Mine frequently got their hair washed in the toilet, got funky haircuts, and they were mostly naked all the time. Also, they died horrible deaths that included, but was not limited to: hangings, beheadings, and being thrown off of high buildings (like my four-poster bed). They also had interesting sexual relationships. I could never figure out what that bump was supposed to be between Ken's legs. I think Ken is gay.

Does this explain why we're so cracked as adults? Or was barbie just a really bad girl? o.O

BARBIE IS DA DEBIL!

*falls over*

bondidude June 26 2004, 09:46:41 UTC

E! True Hollywood Story:

Barbie.

Barbie's Mom: I was so amazed that Barbie was such a beautiful girl... she grew up pretty normally. Then things just went wrong. Terribly wrong.

Narrator: Barbie got caught up in a world few dolls ever see. A world of sex, drugs, and suicide.

And now for the real question...

What did happen to Rick Moranis?

navygrrl June 28 2004, 09:32:57 UTC

That's a very good question. Whatever DID happen to Rick Moranis?

bondidude August 2 2004, 22:22:46 UTC

*creepy voice*

Noooobody knows!

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angharadgwyn June 26 2004, 16:06:30 UTC

Hey, I thought everyone's Barbies were lesbian porn stars.

[OT] My aunt gave me a mint-condition, in the box, first edition Princess Leia barbie one year that she had saved. My bitch cousin came over, opened her, and cut all her hair off. I could have made some serious bank on that one.

And no, there was no point to that.

Anyhoo. Navy, I get all snurfly every time that song comes on, too. That and the ending of Hunchback of Notre Dame get me every time.