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[nayanroo]

Poll Did I walk into this?

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Also.

24 days -> Dredg
26 days -> NIN/JA
83 days -> Distant Worlds

FUCKING MAYNARD GIVE US TOOL TOUR DATES S;LKSETOSIULSDKJFS;LDK

Comments

[malinear]

Lol...if it were maybe someone *not* Teaser...then perhaps not. But...yeah. Teaser. XD

[nayanroo]

I was talking about my laptop's dying power cord! [cries]

[tao_empress]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. xD;

[nayanroo]

...et tu, Brute?

[hitzusin]

COCKS

[nayanroo]

FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[ada_kensington]

Lol, I didn't think vibrators came with power cords. Because, you know, if something malfunctioned... o_O

[nayanroo]

Some toys do. Apparently for extra powah.

...speaking of toys, were all those in Ch.40 your own creations or do they actually exist? If they exist I don't know whether to lol harder or be frightened...

[ada_kensington]

Really? Omg, I did not know that... XD

And some of the toys were real, lol. The rest (scarily) are based on real toys. Big Ben, the corn cob one, the double-dong and king-kong (that one is scary) are all real. The pinocchio was based on one I saw that had, like, a million frightening attachments, the shark one was a more sedate toy that was vaguely fish-shaped and had a tail-shaped grip at the base, and The Destroyer was based on a real vibrator that was passed around at an Anne Summers' Party. It was multi-coloured and had all-over silicone spikes. I kid you not. o_O

[nayanroo]

I could never use one of those outlandish ones without dying of laughter. If someone was being romantic with me and was like SHAZAM and pulled out something that looked like the Frankenstein of sex toys, I don't think I could take them seriously after that.