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[nazicokefiend]

Hailey just fucked my hair up. WHY do I ever allow anyone to give me haircuts? It always looks better when I just cut it without a mirror, by myself.
I went to the grocery store, and on the way back, I saw a girl walking her cat. ON A LEASH. People are dangerously stupid when it comes to animals.

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[prettyvacantone]

No, honey, it doesn't. I remember your self-given haircut during our Social Psych class...

[nazicokefiend]

I wish you could see me right now. I have my fingers in my ears and I am humming loudly. Im also typing with my nipples.

[prettyvacantone]

I wish I could see that too. Hawt.

[kumquatpie]

When I was in Tae Kwon Do, one of the really advanced belts, named Deb, used to walk both her cats. On leashes. I remember hearing that and thinking that was one of the most bizarre things ever. People - whatcha gonna do.

I desperately need a haircut but I'm po'. And trying to cut my hair would just be an absolute disaster. Professionals have enough trouble with it.

[nazicokefiend]

It would have been one thing if the cat was even remotely taking it well, but this poor thing looked like its owner had just finished off a meal of bourbon and vicoden then decided that the cat looked unhealthy. it was trying like hell to get off the leash, and the girl just kept walking forward.
I needed a haircut, but now it is short enough that I will not need another one for quite some time. My normal method is to grab lengths of it, feel around to see if my hair is somewhere apporaching normal length, and when it is, stop cutting it. I think that my method works more often than people seem to be able to cut it correctly- I have had five people try in the past two years and only one has not done exactly what I asked them not to do. That one is Sarah. No wonder we have gone out for so long.