I had a really weird dream last night and you were involved.
For some reason I was carrying this giant intricate bong while just walking down the street and this cop came and arrested and beat the shit out of me. After I was all bloody and beaten to a pulp, I asked for my bong back and he said he gave it to you. I went to your house and shot paintballs at people playing football across the street from your roof while being very very very high. We were lauging hysterically and then somehow rolled off the roof and then I woke up.
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For some reason I was carrying this giant intricate bong while just walking down the street and this cop came and arrested and beat the shit out of me. After I was all bloody and beaten to a pulp, I asked for my bong back and he said he gave it to you. I went to your house and shot paintballs at people playing football across the street from your roof while being very very very high. We were lauging hysterically and then somehow rolled off the roof and then I woke up.
Haha.
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You bring the bong, I'll bring the paintballs.
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