Escape Hatch - Part 1
anonymous
June 11 2011, 02:31:53 UTC
A/N: This prompt has been haunting me ever since I saw it (because I have a serious thing for Ben/April that I cannot explain, hopefully I'm not the only one) and since there needs to be at least one fill for them, I thought I'd give it a shot. This got fairly long, so I'll probably post it in stages over the next two days, but it is completely written.
Timeline: This veers off the canon timeline about mid-way through "Media-Blitz" imagining a reality where April never forgave Andy and took the job with Chris and Ben never really recovered from the Perd Hapley debacle so he went back to Indy with Chris before the Harvest Festival went up. So while there is background Andy/April and Leslie/Ben neither one of them are in a relationship. Okay, everyone oriented? Let's go
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Escape Hatch - Part 2
anonymous
June 11 2011, 02:36:45 UTC
The post-its keep coming in rapid succession after that. All pretty scathing, most profane, and some more than a little sexually inappropriate when you consider she’s barely an adult and he’s kind of her boss. He keeps throwing them away (or shredding them depending on content), but for some reason he doesn’t say anything. Some days when he thinks of Leslie and her Harvest Festival and the way he just left her to it after the catastrophe of Perd Hapley, he knows he doesn’t say anything because he feels like they’re kind of true. Because he feels like he kind of deserves it.
Then one morning he gets in to find one waiting for him on his computer screen an hour before he has to go in to do the debriefing meeting on the Pawnee Audit, and he’s already pretty wired having been up all night trying to figure out a way to explain how he got talked into something as insane as the Harvest Festival that doesn’t include ‘I got stupid’ or ‘I lost all perspective’ or ‘Have you met Leslie Knope?’
“Fuck-upIt’s underlined this time and strangely
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Re: Parks and Recreation
anonymous
June 11 2011, 02:42:18 UTC
After that it’s war.
April misorders his lunch for a week straight. Ben eats every single meal he gets and thanks her for the variety.
She purposely drops five phone-calls in one day. He has Kathleen the grandmotherly executive-assistant for the Budget Director ‘let’ April shadow her for three afternoons until she ‘gets the hang of it’. (There is something about sweet, elderly women that is apparently April’s kryptonite. He files that away for later and doesn’t notice that he’s starting to devote maybe more attention to this thing than is healthy).
She ‘forgets’ to tell him Chris rescheduled a seven am meeting. He ‘forgets’ to tell her when Chris leaves early for the weekend and says she can take off too if she wants.
Then one afternoon he has to legitimately give her a rush set of edits he doesn’t have time to do himself before he heads into the prep meeting for Snerling (no games, no ulterior motiveApril follows him back into his office and throws the stack of papers down on his desk, crosses her arms over her chest
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Timeline: This veers off the canon timeline about mid-way through "Media-Blitz" imagining a reality where April never forgave Andy and took the job with Chris and Ben never really recovered from the Perd Hapley debacle so he went back to Indy with Chris before the Harvest Festival went up. So while there is background Andy/April and Leslie/Ben neither one of them are in a relationship. Okay, everyone oriented? Let's go ( ... )
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Then one morning he gets in to find one waiting for him on his computer screen an hour before he has to go in to do the debriefing meeting on the Pawnee Audit, and he’s already pretty wired having been up all night trying to figure out a way to explain how he got talked into something as insane as the Harvest Festival that doesn’t include ‘I got stupid’ or ‘I lost all perspective’ or ‘Have you met Leslie Knope?’
“Fuck-upIt’s underlined this time and strangely ( ... )
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April misorders his lunch for a week straight. Ben eats every single meal he gets and thanks her for the variety.
She purposely drops five phone-calls in one day. He has Kathleen the grandmotherly executive-assistant for the Budget Director ‘let’ April shadow her for three afternoons until she ‘gets the hang of it’. (There is something about sweet, elderly women that is apparently April’s kryptonite. He files that away for later and doesn’t notice that he’s starting to devote maybe more attention to this thing than is healthy).
She ‘forgets’ to tell him Chris rescheduled a seven am meeting. He ‘forgets’ to tell her when Chris leaves early for the weekend and says she can take off too if she wants.
Then one afternoon he has to legitimately give her a rush set of edits he doesn’t have time to do himself before he heads into the prep meeting for Snerling (no games, no ulterior motiveApril follows him back into his office and throws the stack of papers down on his desk, crosses her arms over her chest ( ... )
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