and I've been on the wagon for so damn long...

[nbda1997]

Just when I think that I'm completely done with professional wrestling, McMahon's got to go and throw a curve ball around Wrestlemania season.

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That's right, The Rock's back. Well, back in the sense that he's going to be "hosting" Wrestlemania (whatever that means). This past Monday night, he came out at the end of RAW and cut this

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[godemperorleto]

Dude, I don't give a FUCK what anybody says, the Rock will always be the coolest. Cooler even than Hogan (yes, I fukkin' said it and I mean it, me, of all people).

That being said, you should spend your Wrestlemania evenings doing what married people are (theoretically) supposed to do, because I'll be home spankin'. Don't watch that. Appreciate what you have, and don't look back, ever.

Wrasslin' is now (and has been since... WWF became WWE more than ever, really) about the LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR. Are you a trailer-trash, CAT-cap wearin' trucker? No.

You are in a new period of your life. Spread your wings, soar, move forward.

Leave the detritus behind.

Remember the Rock as he was. ...

...

A Communist.