let me assure you, no such musical misdeeds would go down at MY pirate party, occurring in t-minus four days. and if somebody attempts to turn the festivities up-by-up-left [in laymens' terms, "fucking bongo-wards"], i will bring a wrathful verbal smackdown with all the misaligned stomach acids of a thousand nicholas bonokoskis.
if you're able to attend in spirit, r.s.v.p. via lightnings or messenger birdies at your earliest convenience.
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That shit with the DJ Booth pissed me off just reading it.
Call me tonight
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let me assure you, no such musical misdeeds would go down at MY pirate party, occurring in t-minus four days. and if somebody attempts to turn the festivities up-by-up-left [in laymens' terms, "fucking bongo-wards"], i will bring a wrathful verbal smackdown with all the misaligned stomach acids of a thousand nicholas bonokoskis.
if you're able to attend in spirit, r.s.v.p. via lightnings or messenger birdies at your earliest convenience.
your pal,
molly
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But to get to the far north it would take one hardy bird.
And I suppose due to the lack of my access to such birds, as I have yet to receive MY GODDAMN HOGWARTS LETTER, I will have to use the internet.
I wish you the most wondARRRRGHful pirate birthday party.
sincerely,
Nicholas
p.s. I don't think your a shithead.
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Who listens to what music?
I Love songs Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton
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