Missing Quotes

Jun 29, 2006 16:13


Missing Quotes


Kate: Wait - you looked in my purse?
Tony: Sorry, did I say that out loud?

Kate: You are so lucky you didn’t have sisters growing up.
Tony: Why is that?
Kate: Because you’d never have reached puberty. Of course, one could argue you still haven’t reached it.

Kate: Very professional.
Tony: It’s my lunch break.
Kate: Its 9:30 in the morning.
Tony: I’m on Greenwich-Mean time.

Gibbs: I’m not big on statistics.
Tony: I kinda figured. I mean, since most marriages end in divorce and you’ve been married three-

Gibbs: DiNozzo! Hey! Get your butt over here.
Waitress: Is he always like that?
Tony: Only when he’s awake.

Gibbs: Good job.
Tony: I’m sorry Boss, did you say something?

Kate: You were pretty tough on her in there.
Gibbs: She reminds me of my ex-wife.
Tony: Which one?
Gibbs: All of them.

Tony: Rush Hour. Kind of a misnomer if you ask me.
Gibbs: I didn’t.
Tony: I mean its not like anybody’s really rushing anywhere, and it always takes more than an hour. They should call it like-
Gibbs: Shut up and sit there before I shoot you Hour.
Tony: I was thinking of something a little shorter.
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