Paper People Police Department (P.P.P.D.) Episode 1: Paper People P.D. vs Gay Sean
*Burglary in process!*
Paper Steve: Uh oh. Time to move.
Paper Jason: Nigga wut!
*Meanwhile, Sean the Gay Bandit is robbing the bank*
Sean the Gay Bandit: Put the money in the handbag!
P.P.P.D.: Let's do this.
Sean the Gay Bandit: Oh no! The Paper People P.D.!
Paper Steve: That's (right) you dick sucking fag!
Paper Jason: I smell gayness.
Sean the Gay Bandit: I'm not gay! *cries*
Paper Jason: Hey Steve, knock knock
Paper Steve: Who's there?
Paper Jason: Sean
Paper Steve: Sean who?
Paper Jason: SEAN THE GAY HOMO WHO LICKS THE COCK!
Paper Steve: HAHAHAHA
Sean the Gay Bandit: NNNOOOO!!! *shoots self in head*
*Sean's homosexual corpse laying on ground*
Innocent, Heterosexual Bystander: You did it Paper People P.D.! You saved the day!
Paper Steve: Another day saved.
Paper Jason: Another gay dead.