Episode 2: P.P.P.D. vs. Sean the Sadistic Pant-Stealing Cock Sucker
*The setting is in a dark alley. Matthew Armbruster walks alone..."
Matt: Nnnoo!!!
Mr. Sadist the Stickhorse: Ooohhh yes!!!
P.P.P.D.: WTF??
*Here I Go Again by Whitesnake starts playing*
Paper Steve: Jesus Christ.
Paper Jason: I'm gonna barf.
*White Snake fades as Matt lays in a puddle of his own blood, ass hole stretched down to his knees*
*P.P.P.D. drives away*
Paper Jason: That was some funny shit!
Paper Steve: WTF is that?
*Shows man in skirt with handbag crawling through window*
Paper Jason: Isn't that Paul's house?
P.P.P.D.: Freeze fag.
Paper Steve: Is that Paul's pants he was stealing?
Sean the Masked "Gay"-per: You'll never get his pants back! They're mine!
Paper Steve: Hit him with the Anti-Homosexual gun!
*Paper Jason hits Sean with the Anti-Homosexual gun on max power*
Paper Jason: He's too homosexual for the Anti-Homosexual ray! He can't be turned!
Paper Steve: What will we do?!
Paper Jason: I have an idea... Let's kill some fags.
*Sean the Homo getting shot multiple times*
Paper Jason: Die fag boy!
Paper Steve: Queer!
Paper Steve: Bum Bum Bum.. Another fag bites the dust
Paper Jason: Didn't we kill him before?
Paper Jason: I guess you can't keep a good fag down.
*Meanwhile, Matt Armthingy is in heaven*
Matt: I will avenge my poor butt hole!
Mr. Sadist the Stickhorse: Mwahah! *Whitesnake starts playing*
Matt: NNNNOOOOOO!!!
Stay tuned for next episode: Episode 3: P.P.P.D. in trouble!