Episode 3: P.P.P.D. Is In Trouble!
Prologue:
The heroic P.P.P.D. was czptured by the biggest and gayest homosexual of them all.. SCENE! The story picks up in the fag's headquarters...
Scene: You will never escape my homosexual-turning tube! Now you will be just like me!
Agent Steve: You'll never turn us you fucking homo!
Agent Kinsman: He's crazy. Looks like he's had one too many dicks in the ass
Scene: When I flip this switch, you'll turn into cock-craving fags just like me!
Agent Steve: NNOO!!! Jason, you're starting to look attractive!
Agent Kinsman: Fight it! Fight it!
*CRASH!*
Another officer of the P.P.P.D.? It's too late anyway! But I wonder who it could be...
*Suspense*
Sgt. Paul: It's me, Sgt. Paul. Time to put an end to your queer ways... fag.
Scene: Oh my god! It's PAUL! I didn't have time to put on my make-up!!!
Scene: Come here! I want your dick in my ass!
Sgt. Paul: The only way to take out a flamer.. with flame!
Scene: Aaahh! My love for you will never die!
*KKSSHH!*
P.P.P.D.: Your homo tube wasn't strong enough!
Agent Kinsman: Let's beat that fag's ass!
Agent Steve: Elbow drop!
Agent Steve: What kind of homo has a dildo switch?
Agent Kinsman: I love the smell of burnt homo in the evening.
Sgt. Paul: Why the fuck did he have my pants?
Stay tuned for more adventures of the P.P.P.D.!