I like and appreciate my brother.

i have found one reason to spend money: mass effect. i'm not sure if this means that i will purchasing a new x86-based gaming system, an xbox360, or cobbling together an x86 to play it. i'm sure that it will mean that i will be purchasing a copy of this game or that someone will do so for my birthday ( Read more... )

me: "look at how happy rabbits are and how sad panda bears are"
r: "dolphins have sex with both males and females"

I have found my true calling in life. To lock myself in a dark room with a projector and 17TB of AMV's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_music_video

I'm about ready to jump on the Samsung Q1U-EL, which had a recent price reduction (it's under $600). After having seen the Eee PC in-person, I am certainly not impressed with it's 800x600 screen and the 2 hour battery life attached to this weak device. Although the price is nice, I think the Samsung Q1U is certainly worth the few extra dollars ( Read more... )

Me (to my mom): "Why did you give me a black person's name?"
my mom: "I didn't know it was a black person's name at the time"

Here's some dark humour for you.

What would James Bond do? I'll fancy myself as the hero here for a bit, while I quaff down an old Vesper martini or two. Shaken, not stirred, of course.

My best friend, unoriginalmoron, often puts himself in scenarios where he imagines himself in an old sitcom (I think he means more like "Leave it to Beaver" than "Growing ( Read more... )

me: what kind of company names an embedded OS "Android" anyways ( Read more... )

I am stuck writing this from my Thinkpad X31 (1.4 GHz, 1G RAM). I purchased it in September (along with all IBM accessories: docking station, external DVD, external/extended batteries, et al) for $300. My phone, the Samsung i730, which is now almost 3 years old, cost me $50 ( Read more... )

Hello. I'm an anti-anxiety junkie. I'll do anything to make the constant chest pain go away. I'm the guy who walks into the room and the first thing said is, "Does anyone have any benzodiazepines?". That's my way of breaking the ice before I collapse in pain ( Read more... )