There's a Dane in the office! AND HE HAS AN AXE.

Nov 30, 2010 15:22

Characters: Denmark/Mathias and everyone
Status: Open to anyone in the office but especially Department C
Summary: Old habits die hard.
When: Wednesday morning
Location: Nation Corp!
Warnings: He has an axe and is caffeinated. Need I say more?

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[First day of work, oh yeah. Mathias is looking forward to it. He wants to meet everyone in his department, see his office, really get a feel for the place! He's packed everything he needs to set up his office into a black leather satchel, excepting his axe. That's resting on one shoulder as usual. He's dressed in a nice black business suit with a red shirt and black tie, his hair is perfectly spiked and he's wearing everyone's favorite accessory -- a smile!]

Hello, everyone! I'm Mathias, Department C! Can anyone point me to my office?

[He greets the room at large as he enters, waving the hand that is not holding the axe at them -- he already had an unfortunate incident on the way over, motorcycles and axes don't mix all that well -- and looking over his potential future colleagues cheerfully.

...Why are so many of them gaping at him?]

crushing disappointment awaits, axe is not an euphemism, motorbikes and maniacs, time to run, inappropriate accessories, first day of work, run away very fast, axe crazy, denmark, axe me anything, run awaaaaaaaay!

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