Excuse me, I didn't know I was committing adultery with Encyclopedia Brown. ~Joy ( Read more... )

sucks major ass. i just thought i'd share. birthdays suck too. why don't people care aymore?

....and i suddenly remember why i don't particularly care to call my parents up much anymore. i call and get yelled at for calling them collect while I was abroad a few times because I couldn't find phone cards, resulting in a $200 phone bill.... they wanted to hear from me, and they didn't HAVE to accept the calls.... so now they are yelling at me ( Read more... )

Joy: Now that we got this fancy silverware I want us to eat like civilized people. Now come on, let's join hands.
Randy: Are we gonna dance?
Joy: No dummy, we're gonna say grace.

Blackmarket Dealer: Sorry, it's just too hot. And I can't give it to my silver guy because he got caught melting down a menora. They said it was a hate crime, but he just ( Read more... )

Minogue Tops Glamour's Best Dressed List
Aussie Singer Bests Last Year's Winner, Kate Moss

Reuters

(Jan. 8) - Pop singer Kylie Minogue has topped fashion magazine Glamour's annual list of best dressed female celebrities after her battle with cancer, replacing last year's winner, supermodel Kate Moss.



Glamour's Best Dressed

The 38-year-old, on the ( Read more... )

Today's the day kids. That's right, Steven and I are off to the UK for 3 weeks. We fly out of Greensboro to Charlotte, Charlotte to London, and then London to Dublin. We'll be in Dublin until Christmas Eve when we fly to Amsterdam. Amsterdam from Sunday to Thursday, then Manchester from Thursday to Sunday... Then New Year's Eve we fly to London, ( Read more... )

I just found out that there will be no way for Kylie to make an appearance at midnight for New Years at G-A-Y. Why you might ask ( Read more... )

Ok, so the countdown has begun.... a week from now, I should be in Dublin, Ireland. 3 Weeks from now, I'll be fixing to scream my lungs out as Kylie takes to the stage in London, once again. And what's even better, is that G-A-Y is doing Kylie Mania for New Year's Eve! That's right ladies and gents, every hour they will play 3 classic Kylie tracks ( Read more... )

I just hope it has lots of Joy. Is it my near birthday?

"Be careful sweetheart... they have bleach in them so it might burn a little!"~Joy

"Oh snappity-snap-snap-snap...Excuse me, we haven't officially met, but I'm Joy Turner from the trailer next door. I passed you those bleach wipes for your fanny hole, hope it didn't take any skin off. Good... ( Read more... )

"What to rhyme with cartilage. I can't use heartilage, because I've used that already"~Randy (and leave it to ME to have thought heartilage too ( Read more... )