Comments | ndn: White men with forked tounges tell lies.

ndn

White men with forked tounges tell lies.

Apr 06, 2006 15:42

Ok so last night my eldest son and I are cheesing around playing and what not. Well At one point he takes and sits down cross legged looks directly at me and says "Look at me Dad, I'm an Indian!"..... I still can not stop laughing about it.

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_silverrain_ April 6 2006, 20:52:48 UTC

LOL

mark27 April 6 2006, 21:24:30 UTC

that is the point at which you reach over, grab his wallet (or whatever prized possession), hold it out of his reach and then say, "look! I'm white!"

Actually, a better one might be to just go to his bedroom, stand proudly in the bedroom, insist that the bedroom had never been occupied, and tell the kid, that the room belongs to you now and that he can sleep under the sink if he likes. You should at least go to the trouble of wearing a blonde wig if you go that far...

ndn April 6 2006, 22:00:08 UTC

I would if he weren't so damn amnieble to sleeping under the sink.

mark27 April 6 2006, 22:57:52 UTC

what tribe are you from again?

ndn April 7 2006, 13:23:27 UTC

The smarmy answer is Concrete and Steel. But just for relevance Creek and Cherokee and I also believe Choctaw

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Can you even cross your legs deadpansev April 6 2006, 21:26:34 UTC

Did you tell him that he can only prove that he is 1/32 American Indian? Crush his little heart with a dose of reality! Do it now.

Re: Can you even cross your legs ndn April 6 2006, 21:59:20 UTC

Actually I can only prove 1/256th whisch means he can only prove 1/512. Talk about herat crushing.

Re: Can you even cross your legs? deadpansev April 6 2006, 22:30:47 UTC

well that is crushing, maybe he can cheer himself up by saying being American Indian is a state of mind, lots of white people do that and pretend they are Indian. :)

Oh and yeah fartknocker I can cross my legs ndn April 7 2006, 13:22:05 UTC

Why does the name Randy Ping jump forward to my brain,

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deathjest April 6 2006, 23:46:33 UTC

Ha!

Wait. You're indian? artisan002 April 7 2006, 02:41:50 UTC

I thought you were Mexican..!
What the fuck...

Dude, I've been hanging out with you for totally the wrong reasons.

Re: Wait. You're indian? ndn April 7 2006, 13:22:39 UTC

What did you think me and the homies in the barrio were just gonna jump out and pimp your ride or something?

Re: Wait. You're indian? artisan002 April 8 2006, 06:35:57 UTC

Well, before, we were Dos Hombres
Now, it's just Wetback and Injun.

"What did you think me and the homies in the barrio were just gonna jump out and pimp your ride or something?"
- It could happen...