For all mah body chasing homies especially Chastity Belt
For those not familiar with Tulsa television, Jim Giles is a local
weather man.
This is hilarious! If you've lived in Oklahoma for at least one tornado
season and watched any of Channel 6 (CBS), you'll understand this.
We all know we're going to have to endure it, might as well have some
fun! Enjoy everyone!
1. Everyone selects a storm chaser other than Von Caster. Every time Jim
talks to your storm chaser, you take one drink. Take two drinks every
time we see footage from your storm chaser. Take four drinks if your
storm chaser says "tornado on the ground."
2. Everyone selects a county other than Osage County. Every time Jim
mentions your county, you take one drink. Take two drinks every time we
see footage from your county. Take four drinks if a tornado touches down
in your county.
One drink
1. Take one drink every time Jim says the following: "Hook echo" |
"Funnel" | "Rotation" | "Doppler radar" | "Wall cloud" | "Sky6" |
"Underground" | "Mobile home"
2. When Jim gives a list of counties, take one drink for every county in
the list.
3. Take one drink every time Jim interrupts a program. Take one drink if
Jim says "You're not missing any of [program name]." Take one drink when
Jim says "We'll keep you advised."
Two drinks
1. Take two drinks every time Jim says the following: "Baseball-sized
hail" | "tornado precautions" | "straight line winds" | "violent storm"
2. Take two drinks every time Jim mentions the following towns: Bristow
| Jay| Muskogee| Eufaula | Cleveland | Pawhuska | Sapulpa | Pawnee|
Coweta | Ft. Smith | Stillwater | Beggs | Poteau | Chanute |
3. Take two drinks every time Jim talks to Von Caster.
Three drinks
1. Take three drinks if we see footage from Von Caster.
2. Take three drinks if we see footage from Osage County.
3. Take three drinks if Jim mentions the following: "Immediate tornado
precautions" | "National Weather Service" | "Warn Live Radar"| "RFD
(rear flank downdraft)" | "Take shelter" | "Tornado warning in effect
until ..."
Four drinks
1. Take four drinks if SkyNews6 must land to refuel.
2. Take four drinks if Jim issues his own tornado warning, not
recognized by the NWS.
3. Take four drinks if a shirt-less tornado victim is interviewed.
Finish your drink
1. Finish your drink if someone uses the word tornado as a verb or if
Jim mentions the nearest cross streets to you.
2. If Jim says "We've lost Von," pour a little out for your homies and
finish your drink.
Not sure where she got itbut props to angelicdemise for posting it
weather man.
This is hilarious! If you've lived in Oklahoma for at least one tornado
season and watched any of Channel 6 (CBS), you'll understand this.
We all know we're going to have to endure it, might as well have some
fun! Enjoy everyone!
1. Everyone selects a storm chaser other than Von Caster. Every time Jim
talks to your storm chaser, you take one drink. Take two drinks every
time we see footage from your storm chaser. Take four drinks if your
storm chaser says "tornado on the ground."
2. Everyone selects a county other than Osage County. Every time Jim
mentions your county, you take one drink. Take two drinks every time we
see footage from your county. Take four drinks if a tornado touches down
in your county.
One drink
1. Take one drink every time Jim says the following: "Hook echo" |
"Funnel" | "Rotation" | "Doppler radar" | "Wall cloud" | "Sky6" |
"Underground" | "Mobile home"
2. When Jim gives a list of counties, take one drink for every county in
the list.
3. Take one drink every time Jim interrupts a program. Take one drink if
Jim says "You're not missing any of [program name]." Take one drink when
Jim says "We'll keep you advised."
Two drinks
1. Take two drinks every time Jim says the following: "Baseball-sized
hail" | "tornado precautions" | "straight line winds" | "violent storm"
2. Take two drinks every time Jim mentions the following towns: Bristow
| Jay| Muskogee| Eufaula | Cleveland | Pawhuska | Sapulpa | Pawnee|
Coweta | Ft. Smith | Stillwater | Beggs | Poteau | Chanute |
3. Take two drinks every time Jim talks to Von Caster.
Three drinks
1. Take three drinks if we see footage from Von Caster.
2. Take three drinks if we see footage from Osage County.
3. Take three drinks if Jim mentions the following: "Immediate tornado
precautions" | "National Weather Service" | "Warn Live Radar"| "RFD
(rear flank downdraft)" | "Take shelter" | "Tornado warning in effect
until ..."
Four drinks
1. Take four drinks if SkyNews6 must land to refuel.
2. Take four drinks if Jim issues his own tornado warning, not
recognized by the NWS.
3. Take four drinks if a shirt-less tornado victim is interviewed.
Finish your drink
1. Finish your drink if someone uses the word tornado as a verb or if
Jim mentions the nearest cross streets to you.
2. If Jim says "We've lost Von," pour a little out for your homies and
finish your drink.
Not sure where she got itbut props to angelicdemise for posting it