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[neantmoins]

Oi, Jerkface Eyebrows ... England.

I can't say I want to do this, but Florence seems really set on it. She told you about the wedding, right? [ napoleon makes a sudden noise at this, but quickly covers it up with a cough. ] Anyway. We got some things to talk over concerning it as she wants you there.

There's some conditions about all this

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[marie_cured]

...

[waiiiiit a minute]

Napoléon? What are you talking about?

[neantmoins]

Nothing really, Florence and I are just having some fun.

[marie_cured]

Oh...

Is someone really named 'England'?

[neantmoins]

Hm, you haven't met any of the countries? Lucky.

But yeah, that's his name.

[worrywarting]

Always so eloquent.

[neantmoins]

Only the best for you.

[worrywarting]

[yeah, there's definitely an amused giggle or two but she quickly covers it up with a dramatic sigh.] I'm going to have to steal your words and say: as a future husband should do for his future wife.

[neantmoins]

Of course! We sure make a great pair, Florence.

[tartswithtea]

I'm not sure you want to have that happen, dear...

[neantmoins]

Believe me, I don't.

[tartswithtea]

Have you advised your friend?

[neantmoins]

She seems really set on it.

[wizardoftheweek]

I have been here almost a year and this is still by far the most bizarre thing I have ever heard.

[neantmoins]

Ah, well, I'm glad we can fill in some of those gaps for you.

[wizardoftheweek]

I didn't particularly want them filled in.

[neantmoins]

Funny how this place works then.

n-never late!!

[is_an_island]

[the sound of a tinkling teacup as it breaks, like the other many hopes and dreams of England]

Pardon?

of course not! late doesn't exist in my vocabulary!

[neantmoins]

Yeah, she came to the conclusion that because we don't have parents you should step in and give her away. Like I said, I don't want it to happen but...

Anyway, you should think it over or something.

hopefully neither does "slow as a snail/turtle/legendary slowpoke"

[is_an_island]

You're not marrying her.

You're never marrying her.

Go back to the 19th century, you cheeky little thumb-sucking twat.

what are these words? i don't understand.

[neantmoins]

Are you really willing to break her heart? She's been looking forward to this, you know. Plus she needs some support until Elizabeth gets back, you twit.