MEEEMES

[neapanoid]

Dear twistedkitsune :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and when I saw you drive out the crazy monk. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of

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[twistedkitsune]

You realize you just wrote me a creepy letter about loving yourself...right?

Also, I dunno who the hell yer talkin' 'bout woman, but I would stab my eyes out before I was naked anywhere near George Bush!! So that OBVIOUSLY wasn't me you're talking about.

=P

[neapanoid]

I know xD I totally laughed when it said I was in love with your sister. Mental thought process: "Well, if it's her sister... and I'm her sister.... o.o Is that incest or an acute fondness for masturbation?"

[twistedkitsune]

My brain immediately went with the latter theory...but that's my brain for you

[neapanoid]

Naw, it's okay. I think I'm siding that way too.

But it worries me that it implied I had relations with Bush. The only one I like is my own, thanks.