Porn Night on the USS Enterprise!

[near_family]

Title: Porn Night on the USS Enterprise
Author: near_family
Fandom: Star Trek xi
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, McCoy (with hints of Kirk/McCoy), Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, Spock, Cupcake, Chapel, Gaila, Uhura, un-named OCs
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or anything associated with it. I'm doing this for fun, not profit.

Summary: Jim decides the

Comments

[magenta_storm]

ROTFLMAO

I am seriously not kidding. Literally, I was on the floor.

"Is wegtable fornication." killed me.

I love you. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. And, for crack, it's surprisingly realistic/in character.

[near_family]

God, I'm happy to hear that! I've gone over this thing so many times I just can't laugh at it anymore. ^^' So glad to know it's still funny!

Wegetable fornication is my favorite line in the whole thing, so I'm happy you liked it.

Thanks for the comment!

[dizilla]

OMG, this was hilarious and perfect! Loved that Bones & Chapel had an STD bingo card! XD (bet they bring that out after shore leaves when Jim comes in)

Brilliant. ^_^

[near_family]

(bet they bring that out after shore leaves when Jim comes in)

They'd need an extra big one for Jim I think. ^^

Thanks for the comment!

[spikeface]

This is AMAZING.

[near_family]

Thank you!

[thenefarius]

Absolutely hilarious. I've never played bingo, but I have counted std's in pornos with friends. XD

[near_family]

It just isn't porn if there isn't at least one STD, is it? ;D

Thanks for the comment!

[tsarina_sofia]

LMAO!!

Haha! I demand MOAR!!!

Although I was suprised there wasn't more drooling/fantasizing about the girls watching lesbian porn if pop cultural reactions are anything to go by.

Also lol. STD Bingo. I heart Bones.

[near_family]

Hehe! Maybe I'll do a sequel to this someday, if I get inspired. And I meant to put in a small reference to the guys going glassy-eyed in that scene but I guess it just didn't make it in. ^^'

I also heart Bones, heart him long time.

Thanks for the comment!