Porn Night on the USS Enterprise!

[near_family]

Title: Porn Night on the USS Enterprise
Author: near_family
Fandom: Star Trek xi
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, McCoy (with hints of Kirk/McCoy), Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, Spock, Cupcake, Chapel, Gaila, Uhura, un-named OCs
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or anything associated with it. I'm doing this for fun, not profit.

Summary: Jim decides the

Comments

[jlm121]

This is brilliant.

Love all the details.

Course now they all have to watch busty bev together to settle the bingo

[near_family]

Why, thank you! Busty Bev would be fun, I'll see what I can do ^___~

Thanks for commenting!

[noein9]

OMG.

This was absolutely funny, yet in character with Reboot!Trek. And yes, there is such athing as plant porn- ask any botanist!

[near_family]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Poor Sulu, he's so misunderstood XD

Thanks for the comment!

[secretsolitaire]

*laughs herself silly*

[near_family]

lol ^^

Thanks for commenting!

[phantomminuet]

STD bingo. **shakes head in wonder** That was pretty damn hilarious, but how could it not be, with a title like that? ;-) Well done.

[near_family]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Thanks for commenting ^^

OP

[nuclearlove56]

aslfisfbvrder I completely forgot that I prompted this.
This. Is. Amazing. So much more than I expected, I absolutely loved it~

“McCoy to Chapel.” He says, barely waiting for his head nurse to reply before cutting her off. “Bingo!”

“Son of a Bitch!” Chapel yells in disbelief. Jim is briefly shocked speechless. He's never heard the woman curse before. “We're hardly ten minutes in, there's no way you've got five this fast!”

I pretty much lost it at that point.
Thank you, thank you, thank you sosososo much. I pretty much love you now.

Re: OP

[near_family]

OP Yays!!! :D :D :D

You're very very welcome! I'm thrilled you that you liked it so much! Thanks for letting me know ^^