[FIC] RED HEARTS ON WHITE BOXERS
for: jixie_the_pixie
prompt: jin/kame; red hearts on white boxers
notes: no beta, not mine. alex, if you're reading this, i have to say that for some unknown reason, i cannot make your prompt work :( i did my best though! >< and uhm consider this something for kame's birthday. :)
"Are these yours?"
Koki held up a pair of otherwise white boxers, if not for the multitude of hearts printed on it. Kame winced and quickly grabbed it from Koki's hands. At Kame's reaction, the rapper grinned.
"I found those on your couch. Who was the lucky girl and was she so amazing that you couldn't make it to the bed?" Koki leered and Kame frowned at him, hiding the boxers from his view.
"These are not mine," Kame clarified stiffly.
--
Jin arrived for filming late. After he got his make-up and hair done, he was asked to wait in the group's rest room. He did just that and when he entered the room, he saw a quite lively discussion going on.
"Jin!" Koki announced at his arrival. "You came just in time!"
"Actually, I'm late--"
"We were talking about Kame here," Koki continued anyway, pushing Jin down to take a seat beside Junno. "Someone else's boxers were in his house, and he tells us he has no idea whose is it."
"Seriously Kame, how many people take off their clothes in your place each day?" Nakamaru asked, while beside him, Kame look stiff and uncomfortable.
"Maybe you were drunk and you picked up a gay hooker?" Koki piped in. Nakamaru seemed to find this very plausible.
"How did--where did you find the boxers?" Jin said in a soft voice that Junno had to ask him to say it again.
"In the living room. It was white with lots of hearts." It was obvious that Koki and Nakamaru were enjoying this way too much. Jin paled at Nakamaru's description but said nothing.
"So. Any guesses?" the rapper asked brazenly. Jin proceeded to blanch more. Kame sighed and placed a hand on his temples.
"Our manager." Ueda said. At that, Kame threw Ueda a disgusted look with so much distaste it was hilarious.
"That's gross," Jin blurted.
"But possible." Koki tapped a finger to his chin. "Very possible. Our manager was with you last night, is that right?"
"No." Everyone looked at Jin with mild curiosity at his sudden reply. "I mean, I talked to manager-san last night. He wasn't with Kame."
"Other guesses then?" Nakamaru lets Jin's flimsy excuse pass and got the discussion rolling again. "Maybe it's someone we know."
"Yamashita-kun!" was the first name that escaped Junno's lips.
Kame's outburst--"WHAT?"--was actually louder than Jin's, making Jin's own outburst less noticeable. This conversation was getting more and more complicated. Jin wanted the photoshoot to start already.
"Well, you two are pretty close!" Junno reasoned. Beside him, Koki nodded helpfully.
"That was for a drama!" Kame said heatedly.
"What would you guys say," Koki began in a hushed voice that his audience had to lean in to listen (Kame did, reluctantly). "If the owner was someone in KAT-TUN?"
"Well that's not surprising!" came Nakamaru's suddenly loud voice.
"And a bit more gross," Ueda admitted.
"Well, what if it was Taguchi?" upon Nakamaru's suggestion, all eyes turned to Junno, who blinked back at them uneasily. A few moments passed before they broke up laughing, saying that it was impossible.
"Ueda then!" the glint in Koki's eyes made Ueda roll his eyes.
"It is possible!" Junno agreed and Kame frowned in his seat. "Kame and Ueda are kind of close."
"It is not possible." Ueda informed them, matter-of-factly. "I like Kamenashi just fine, but I'm into girls."
The group started whispering like little girls--save for Kame, Jin and Ueda--and this irked Ueda so he prompted "What about Jin?"
"W-what about me?" Jin stuttered as the four looked at him. Then Koki slowly broke into a chuckle and they all agreed that it was not likely. Jin pouted. "Hey! Why isn't it likely?"
"You and Kame barely speak to each other!" Junno told him.
"It would be hilarious if it were yours, Akanishi," Koki laughed. "But it's hard to see happening."
Then the door opened and a staff member came and told them it was time for the photoshoot to start.
--
The four huddled while Jin and Kame were being interviewed for their monthly advice column.
"So let's stop being clueless idiots for one moment. Who do you bet it is?"
"Jin."
"Jin."
"Jin."
"Obviously, Jin."
"I mean, what do these two take us for?"
"They'll admit it sooner or later. It's only a matter of time."
"Not to mention Jin's name is on the damn evidence in the first place."
"I bet it was Kame's present."
"Kame always did give tacky presents."
--end
requests are still open here :)
prompt: jin/kame; red hearts on white boxers
notes: no beta, not mine. alex, if you're reading this, i have to say that for some unknown reason, i cannot make your prompt work :( i did my best though! >< and uhm consider this something for kame's birthday. :)
"Are these yours?"
Koki held up a pair of otherwise white boxers, if not for the multitude of hearts printed on it. Kame winced and quickly grabbed it from Koki's hands. At Kame's reaction, the rapper grinned.
"I found those on your couch. Who was the lucky girl and was she so amazing that you couldn't make it to the bed?" Koki leered and Kame frowned at him, hiding the boxers from his view.
"These are not mine," Kame clarified stiffly.
--
Jin arrived for filming late. After he got his make-up and hair done, he was asked to wait in the group's rest room. He did just that and when he entered the room, he saw a quite lively discussion going on.
"Jin!" Koki announced at his arrival. "You came just in time!"
"Actually, I'm late--"
"We were talking about Kame here," Koki continued anyway, pushing Jin down to take a seat beside Junno. "Someone else's boxers were in his house, and he tells us he has no idea whose is it."
"Seriously Kame, how many people take off their clothes in your place each day?" Nakamaru asked, while beside him, Kame look stiff and uncomfortable.
"Maybe you were drunk and you picked up a gay hooker?" Koki piped in. Nakamaru seemed to find this very plausible.
"How did--where did you find the boxers?" Jin said in a soft voice that Junno had to ask him to say it again.
"In the living room. It was white with lots of hearts." It was obvious that Koki and Nakamaru were enjoying this way too much. Jin paled at Nakamaru's description but said nothing.
"So. Any guesses?" the rapper asked brazenly. Jin proceeded to blanch more. Kame sighed and placed a hand on his temples.
"Our manager." Ueda said. At that, Kame threw Ueda a disgusted look with so much distaste it was hilarious.
"That's gross," Jin blurted.
"But possible." Koki tapped a finger to his chin. "Very possible. Our manager was with you last night, is that right?"
"No." Everyone looked at Jin with mild curiosity at his sudden reply. "I mean, I talked to manager-san last night. He wasn't with Kame."
"Other guesses then?" Nakamaru lets Jin's flimsy excuse pass and got the discussion rolling again. "Maybe it's someone we know."
"Yamashita-kun!" was the first name that escaped Junno's lips.
Kame's outburst--"WHAT?"--was actually louder than Jin's, making Jin's own outburst less noticeable. This conversation was getting more and more complicated. Jin wanted the photoshoot to start already.
"Well, you two are pretty close!" Junno reasoned. Beside him, Koki nodded helpfully.
"That was for a drama!" Kame said heatedly.
"What would you guys say," Koki began in a hushed voice that his audience had to lean in to listen (Kame did, reluctantly). "If the owner was someone in KAT-TUN?"
"Well that's not surprising!" came Nakamaru's suddenly loud voice.
"And a bit more gross," Ueda admitted.
"Well, what if it was Taguchi?" upon Nakamaru's suggestion, all eyes turned to Junno, who blinked back at them uneasily. A few moments passed before they broke up laughing, saying that it was impossible.
"Ueda then!" the glint in Koki's eyes made Ueda roll his eyes.
"It is possible!" Junno agreed and Kame frowned in his seat. "Kame and Ueda are kind of close."
"It is not possible." Ueda informed them, matter-of-factly. "I like Kamenashi just fine, but I'm into girls."
The group started whispering like little girls--save for Kame, Jin and Ueda--and this irked Ueda so he prompted "What about Jin?"
"W-what about me?" Jin stuttered as the four looked at him. Then Koki slowly broke into a chuckle and they all agreed that it was not likely. Jin pouted. "Hey! Why isn't it likely?"
"You and Kame barely speak to each other!" Junno told him.
"It would be hilarious if it were yours, Akanishi," Koki laughed. "But it's hard to see happening."
Then the door opened and a staff member came and told them it was time for the photoshoot to start.
--
The four huddled while Jin and Kame were being interviewed for their monthly advice column.
"So let's stop being clueless idiots for one moment. Who do you bet it is?"
"Jin."
"Jin."
"Jin."
"Obviously, Jin."
"I mean, what do these two take us for?"
"They'll admit it sooner or later. It's only a matter of time."
"Not to mention Jin's name is on the damn evidence in the first place."
"I bet it was Kame's present."
"Kame always did give tacky presents."
--end
requests are still open here :)