I don't want any confusion.

don't call ben 'mr. salvador'. not when I'm around, because....

I AM MR. SALVADOR!

but don't call me Mr. salvador when he is around

because HE IS MR. SALVADOR!!!

This is the part where I try to hook your attention ( Read more... )

i had to steal this and post it verbatim, because it seems to work for him.
is it because of my insanely ridiculous userpics?

ask me one question.
ANY question.
about me/you.
about me/someone else.
about something you heard about me but never knew the truth. etc.

by now you should all at least know me well enough to know i wont get mad at any ( Read more... )

(disclaimer: I stole this post from a friend on my list. and since that post asked for a reply I replied, and that post asked that I repost it, I did. but it's edited. the original post promises to send someone something through snail mail. well....honestly I will not promise that at all. but send me ur email address and I will do something cool ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU!
YOU. reading this goddamn post.

YOU! I am talking to YOUUUUU READING THISS!!!

FUCK YOU!
I dont think I am being clear enough, this post is about you.
If you are reading this, then you are reading this and deserve to fucking die.
If you are not reading this, you are a liar! (and a thief, and a cheater at that)
but if you are really not reading ( Read more... )

Ok. It's been mentioned a couple of times by a couple of different people.

so.
we should ALL HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND.

Friday night. and/or Saturday night.

if it's going to be warm maybe we can have a bonfire at my gparents house!
(the last one I had we had to make kerosene bombs just to give some warmth to our 'fire' lmao)

Who's in? We need options! ( Read more... )

Bitch I am better than you!

simply put.

you are not that important. stop acting like it.

I am the greatest motherfucker in the world!
and you sniveling shits would DIE without me!

tis raining ( Read more... )

DON'T!

please please reconsider it!!
get off of livejournal now!
just leave.

because you aren't going to post anything anyways.

I can watch grass grow faster than my friends page.
everybody go find a thick hard penis to suck on real quick. 
and get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.

meanwhile, here's some entertainment for you, though you dont ( Read more... )

I'm on the move, again. but this one was unexpected.

and I still plan on staying on the move 
music cue: on the road again....

thankfully, Jeff is by my side. and that will never ever change.

besides ben and beth... there is NO ONE ELSE here for me.
where did everyone fuckin go???

why is everyone too good for old friends?