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Phantom of the Opera was AMAZING.....like shit.....go see it.

Possible band names thought up at a spooky kid concert about 3 years ago:

Timid Shit Crack
Nipple Massacre
Panoramic Nostril
Fish Net Cracker Fire
Side Burn Masuse (sp?)
Tapping Tire
Naked Nigga
Raw Wood Wine
Saggy Boob Drama

-Courtesy of Mattie Marmalade

"Honestly, where do I come up with this stuff? I think it's a gift from god."
-Gladys

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY SAMMY!

Knowing eachother since we were twelve, I can't believe adulthood has finally come.

no more asses....

I really can't believe your 18. I have wondered what we would be like at this point.

Fall is coming

i LUVVV et
I LUUVVV ettt
i Luv it

Which is a true statement?

- A slice of toast and a large, 3-ounce blueberry muffin have almost the same calories.

- A large blueberry muffin may have 2-3 times the number of calories as a slice of toast.

- The difference in vitamin C of toast and blueberry muffins is due to the size of the serving.

- One cannot compare muffins to toast.

A documentary revealing Pakistani ideals about women showed an interview with the woman representative of the popular political party. She came adorned with no skin showing except a small slit where her eyes were barely showing. The interviewer asked her what she thought of the customs toward women in their country. She responded “I feel that women ( Read more... )

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I feel like an insomniac with mono....oh yeah cause i am.