... 10$ and don't bother seeing The Mist.

3 more years to pay on my car
5 years at this job, so I'll be 100% vested
9 more years until I'm 'daddy' enough to attract younger guys just because I'm 40
19 more years until my dr says I will need a knee replacement
31 more years until I can collect my gov't check (HA)

My coffee date cancelled on me... oh well, I still got dinner plans... I hope.

I know this is 2 years old now, but it's still really funny

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/16

Here's a cheap and easy costume if you want something to wear when dishing out candy or at your favorite bar!

http://www.ep.tc/larrycraigmask/

 
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http://www.nightofthelivingjews.com/farshtunken.html

6. Never queue all night to buy a new Apple product. Apart from the risks of catching a cold and meeting some seriously-disturbed people in the queue, you will invariably be disappointed. Half the advertised functionality won't be there; it will be easily scratched; the battery will wear out and cost $99.99 to replace. Worse still, two weeks later ( Read more... )

http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/phazed/Paintings/copper/

It looks kinda neat on the wall because the copper is metallic, so it picks up the light from the window.

but... HE'S FRENCH!