The title tonight should be sung to the tune of the play, but if you don't know it.. go bang a gay guy.. I am sure he will sing it to you. Buttermilk. The day was long and hot.. not unlike my brother and I. I updated my computer to Windows XP and it is running smoother that ever. I was born to murder the world. I am happier now single than I have ( Read more... )

I spent the majority of the day working on updating my new work console and transferring all my information from before. Mark came by and the two of us went to the grocery store and took care of my list. We spent a great deal of time just wandering and talking about Queer As Folk and cute guys, even tricking him into admitting that he wanted to ( Read more... )

Well, to all those who may not have heard on CNN, I am single again. My former girlfriend decided that I was not putting enough effort into being at her back and call, so we opted to drop the charade and end the relationship. I hope to stay friends with her, she really was fun to be with, but she is really sending the signal that it's not gonna ( Read more... )

Hail and Salutations to those who read this wretched journal of scum and villainy. I have been so busy of late that I have not really given a decent effort to keep you informed as to what is going on in my life. I shall do my best, well, rather the best I am willing to give right now, to illuminate you as to my world ( Read more... )

I know that I have not written in quite some time, but I am back from spending a week with my brother and I am feeling much better about the world. I was really getting tired of being around, well, pretty much anyone. Thanks to time away I am ready to face my friends again, though now without the previously carried steak knife. We had a wonderful ( Read more... )

Well, bouncing bags of flesh and useless pop culture trivia, the monkey is back for two days before I rush back out to Arizona for my last faire before I get a month off! When I get back from this one I plan on totally ditching this keyboard and hooking up with those bipeds that know me in the real world, so don't expect any postings for a while. ( Read more... )

Hail and welcome children of the Monkey God ( Read more... )

A wise man (or was it was ass?) once told me ( Read more... )

Greetings Monkavians.. your fearless host comes to you tonight exhausted and on the verge of collapse, but before I wander across Morpheus' front yard I choose to share with you some details of my adventures of late. I left on Thursday night to attend an advance showing of the new Harry Potter movie, which I am proud to say not only kicked much ass ( Read more... )

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