Nov 12, 2007 11:58
Nothing makes me feel good about my day like finding something to laugh at within 30 minutes of being conscious.
"I am so scared of cornbread.."
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT THESE DELICIOUS BREADS, GARY NUMAN?
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and if you're not sure who dis be...ask Corizzle. But i know, you'll know.
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Welcome back to the vile internet cesspool of livejournal, my darling. I recommend jumping in with your clothes on, only to keep the murky parasites from infiltrating the sanctity of your rectum.
No one wants giardia for the holidays!
PS. How is SoCal?!
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But i can't complain, except for being jobless. I mean, at the very least EVERY restaurant has cheerful/sweet/sexy/hott staff. Like if it isn't a hot guy serving you pizza, it's a refreshingly cliche waitress named Doris with a whiskey voice who calls you honeybuns. Any town where that's regular can't be THAT evil a place. hehehe.
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i forgot to add...that i forgot to add....YOU, to my friendslist...but I just did so yay! add me back pweeze. also, i am addicted to ellipses...
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sorry.
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