Ass is returning from her navy voyage of poop and you are cordially invited to attend a drunken celebration at my house starting at 2:30 pm Saturday May 10th.

Bring some booze and some nibblies.. and a towel if you intend to swim.

Oh and post a fucking reply if you're comming or not FFS, DICKS.

What with my graduation coming up, and thus a strict need to focus on what the hell I'll be doing with my future, I have decided that the only logical solution after amassing this wealth of worthless knowledge is to work hard enough to save up for a quaint hermitage and park myself there for the rest of my life ( Read more... )

I heard apparently we're supposed to strike or something today ( Read more... )

Well, Issue 1: the class I needed to graduate is not being offered this spring. Issue 2: the study abroad program that is covering it is full. Issue 3: I am just going to take this in stride and get over it. (but not without trying to pull as many strings as possible, dag-nabbit!) I have no idea what this means for Japan. Over the last 3 weeks ( Read more... )

Every time I am ready to buckle down and put my nose to the grind, the smallest infraction on my part seems to cause some kind of cluster-fuck cosmic cause-and-effect that really just makes me want to give up ( Read more... )

In this time of great woe in modern society, let's take time to forget the add campaigns telling us what to vote for and who to buy and remember the true spirit of the season.

Subjegating all other solstice holidays with the birth of the GREAT JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR. The most amazing rock star to have ever lived a self-destructive life.

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Who is down for going to Club 21 tonight?

Sucked balls and I am glad it, and this fucking quarter, is over.

Now. Who wants to get me drunk? Call me.

So. Good news: aced that oral exam. HA HA HA ORAL ( Read more... )

I am just quietly sitting here.

Freaking out about my Japanese oral test.

To the extent where I am getting nothing out of my review, except an intense need to spew my breakfast.

It'll be fine. DEAR GOD LET IT BE OKAY, OKAY?!