Ahh, now I remember.

My mom just woke up and found me on my laptop.
"Did you just get home?"
"No, I've been home for a while."
"What are you doing?"
"Writing a short story."
"Why don't you get some sleep?"
"Shouldn't you be encouraging me?"
"Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
"Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?"

Ah, the good ol' Answering-questions-with-questions trick

I hope some day
When you've lost your way
You can turn to me

I like being close to unique. I like it even more when the rare occasion comes along where people are similar to me. Yea, I like it.

"Tonight she's out to lose herself
And find a high on Peachtree Street
From mixed drinks to techno beats it's always
Heavy into everything
She's always buzzing just like
Neon"addendum: Oh, and I saw Guster in ( Read more... )

well... i'm never going that early ever again. it was undeniably fun, though.

i saw Fearless. I bet when they subtitle it, the movie will be crap. I mean, the fighting and whatever will be the same, of course; but let's be serious, you can't make a colloquialism from hong kong fit into the massive puzzle that is the english language ( Read more... )

Oh shit. There was something very wrong with this picture. It had to be some weird trick of the light, but right now, from this angle, Mr. Big Cock Brazilian appeared to have a leg missing. martin stared hard at the ten-inch stump where his left leg ought to have been and blinked several times. It must be the drugs. The K was making him see things ( Read more... )

don't go to this link if you don't like sex in clothing adverts.
Yikes.okay, so my manager and i are talking and she drops this bomb: "yea, i just got out of an engagement-" and that's when i stopped paying attention. i mean, let's be serious, did you just tell me that? like, what the fuck am i supposed to say ( Read more... )

what the hell happened to Richard Clayton? (steph's probably the only one that knows about him)
i'm sure that's weird as hell to ask, but i have to ask because he was in my dream last night.
it makes me think of all the other people that have been reduced to less than a memory.
and it makes me feel great. :)

I love my life.

:)

dear friends and nonfriends,

my phone will be out of commish' for a week. i'll be in the mountains doing some relaxin'.

PS, texans don't know what swedish fish are. discuss.