Complaint # 8,304

[necroholic]

Fucking christ, how do you deal with someone at work who smells absolutely putrid and you feel like you're the only one who notices? Seriously, it's so bad that it's actually preventing me from doing my work, case in point-I should be working, but I'm writing this right now. I wish I had a head cold again just for the stuffy nose. It's like this

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[rancer]

HAHA! I just had to deal with this. I did anonymous complaint to HR. hey it worked! haha! this guy smelled like a dirty old hefty bag.

[necroholic]

ooh, good idea. it'd be great if I could get a scratch-n-sniff sample on the note too so they could truly empathize.

[rancer]

you could go in for a big hug and get your clothes all stinky and submit them as evidence!

[necroholic]

I see something wrong with this plan.

[rancer]

if HR does'nt work find some nice smelling lotion and put it between your upper lip and nose. it kinda helps with a fan blasting at full blast.

[necroholic]

Note taken of this suggestion as well. Thank you for the insight, I should vent my frustrations more often.

[rancer]

haha you can always leave a bar of soap on their desk after they leave.

[talaitha]

wtf you two know each other?

dev, go to walgreens and buy a bottle of febreeze [the current winter scent is divine btw], travel deodorant & mouthwash.
leave the deodorannt & mouthwash on anonymously at her desk, and keep the febreeze at yours.
when she invades your cube spray away and pray she uses your gifts more often.

[catyanna]

I actually have a problem with people wearing too much perfume at work. I wanted to rip my nose off yesterday because it was so irritated and the headaches. Ugh...

I'd say send something to HR anonymously. It should work.

[necroholic]

Yes def. that too. But theres much severe things I could be complaining about.. just being bitchy :) These 2 days off should be nice.