Fic: Jonathan Toews Gives Patrick Kane a Blowjob in a Bathroom

[nectocaris]

Title: Jonathan Toews Gives Patrick Kane a Blowjob in a Bathroom
Fandom: Hockey RPS // Chicago Blackhawks
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Words: 1,653
Notes: I wrote this six days after the Hawks won the Stanley Cup. That's 1.5 years ago. BUT since I'm procrastinating on grad school applications, I figure the world can finally see it

Comments

[chica_charlie]

A) Best title in the history of EVER.

B) Holy fuck that was hot.

That's pretty much all my brain is capable of coming up with right now. *________________* Holy fucking hot. Beards and blowjobs and hnnnnngh. Unf.

[nectocaris]

Haha. Thanks. It's called "toewskane blowjob IV" on my computer so I was like, "Shit, now I need a title, I guess."

I'm glad you thought it was hot. :) Porn is so much more fun to write than all that angsty stuff I'm used to.

[chica_charlie]

lol I hear you.

Mine all start with "the one where/with" and then explain, sorta. HAHA.

it was totally hot :D

[nectocaris]

That is def a good system to put in place. I'll name mine things like "avalanche" and "goingout" and "CHRISTMAS FIC OF LOVE" and then have ABSOLUTELY no idea what the fic is about because I'd only written a paragraph or a page, like a year before. I'm pretty sure I have enough snippets to make a novel now. Lol.

[iloveyouchicago]

Holy. Hell. That. Was. Hot.

I feel like I could use a cigarette and I don't even smoke! But seriously, blow jobs. Blow jobs in bathrooms! Feel free to procrastinate any time you want if this is the result. ;)

[nectocaris]

Haha. Fic edited? 3. Personal statements written? 0. This does not bode well for my academic future. Lol.

I think it was a prompt on the kink meme back in Summer 2010. The Toews/Kane Bathroom BJ. I love it when they're not classy at all. Who needs a bed?

[iloveyouchicago]

Who needs academia anyway? You could sit around and write porn all day! Lol

Beds are overrated. I love when they aren't classy! It's super hot! Now I have a craving for BJs in the lockerroom showers. Haha

[nectocaris]

Haha. I'm actually applying to creative writing grad school so the very nature of the programs means that I would have to sit around and write porn (and other stuff) all day. This is the plan, at least.

Beds ARE nice for sleeping. But, yeah, that's pretty much as classy as it gets for me in a bed.

[vancouverr]

Good heavens. This was hot, So so so hot. I can't even. Tazer coming in his pants, and then the ending just KILLED me. I love Jonny bringing them closer together. This was just perfect. They were so desperate <3

Your writing is honestly one of my favourite things. It's so good.

[nectocaris]

Aww, thank you. <3 That's funny 'cause your writing is one of my favorite things ever. Seriously.

I love desperate boys. They're already all over each other in real life. In my mind, it's like all you need to do is add alcohol and there you go, boom, instant porn.

[tidal_waves16]

I just read this on my way home from work (the magic of iPhones) and omg was it ever hot!

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There were too many awesome things about this to mention here, but I loved it all. :)

[nectocaris]

One of these days, when I'm a real adult, I need to get myself an iPhone, if only for porn reading purposes.

I'm glad you liked it! :)

[tidal_waves16]

Seriously, that's basically all I use it for! haha

[nectocaris]

I knew a guy who made a pact like that once, except with jerking off. Did. Not. End. Well. Lol.

One thing I love about the playoffs, other than it's the playoffs, is those beards. Most of them amuse me for some reason, and then some of them, it's like holy crap, why are you suddenly strangely appealing? I'm happy others like them too. :)