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Fine By Me
Had he checked the website he would have seen it wasn't the right Divine Trash. David Clack posted on FHM.com that DivineTrash.com was a virtual clothing store and was listed #10 on the list of 100 of the best places to shop. Who he really meant was DivineTrash.co.ukBut hey if I actually got my store up and running I might have some accidental ( Read more... ) -
The True Story of The Terminator
The reason Sarah Conner was in the mental institution was really because she couldn't handle the reality of her predicament. Before her affair with Kyle Reese Sarah had a one night stand with the Terminator. John Conner is actually a bi-paternal twin. Not only was the Terminator upset with the heteropaternal superfecundation but was abandoned by ( Read more... ) -
Dating People With Kids
From The Anti Soccer Mom:
Men are funny, when it comes to dating. They pretend not to like single moms “Too much baggage” they claim.
What It Takes To Date A Woman With Kids*Single mom’s aren’t easy. Just because we put out before, doesnt mean we are automatically going to do it again. Don’t rescue us, we can rescue ourselves, just be patient, ( Read more... ) -
Mistletoe
Come on baby, let's kiss under a parasitic poisonous vine. Give me smooches. -
Dumb Word
I hate that sanctioned means either authoritative approval or to penalize. Seriously, make up your mind. Either be a positive or a negative. Mary Alice Renner has been sanctioned by the Committee for the Vanquishment of Hairy Men in Wife Beaters yesterday... Hate her or love her? Don't make me read the whole article to find out. -
Burns and Tongues
So question, when you burn the roof of your mouth do you swallow the burned skin or peel it out of your mouth ( Read more... ) -
Some folk avoid the #13
And others avoid 9/11. I am a combination of avoider and obsesser. For some reason I didn't want to be on the internet at all yesterday but I did find myself flipping though the channels looking for 9/11 content. This year I found a huge decrease in content which at first was a relief, then I was upset and very annoyed. Has it gotten to that ( Read more... ) -
Darn, Cookie Is Smart
Even when she is just taking a guess. She comes into the room and says, You know, tarantulas live to be 30 years. I nod and say, Oh yeah. Where'd you hear that? She says, No where. I made it up. Can we look look it up and see how long they live?
According to Wiki Answers:
Tarantulas that can live for twenty years, and even one species has ( Read more... ) -
Watching Evan All Mightly
And when it started to rain in the movie the sky got dark outside my window and guess what... yep, it started to rain. How's that for coincidence?
