Voicemail

[need_no_moon]

"Jacob here. I obviously can't pick up right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you."

... beep...

Comments

[vanillajello]

[From here!]

"What the fuck is a trebuchet and why are you c-- Wait, there were monkeyponies? again? That better be a joke."

[need_no_moon]

[Over here]