1st Mission

[need_a_smoke]

[The phone is picked up, followed by a long silence. Sounds as if someone is attempting to dial the phone a few times are heard, followed by the deep, gravelly voice of a long-time smoker.]

Ugh, goddamn antique.

[Suddenly a loud bang is heard, as if the receiver were tossed carelessly on a table. The voice sounds a bit of distance away now.]

Comments

[electrowhipit]

Not planning on stabbing anyone, I hope.

[need_a_smoke]

The hell?

Who is this??

[electrowhipit]

I'm trapped here, same as you.

And maybe you should learn to hang up the phone next time.

[need_a_smoke]

I didn't think anyone was spying on me. Ironic.

Trapped where, exactly? I REALLY don't think GW itself could pull all of this off. Am I goddamn dead?

And why the hell does this look like the 1950s?

[muffled_noises]

...Welcome to Mayfield.

[need_a_smoke]

What the hell is Mayfield?

[muffled_noises]

The town you're stuck in now.

[need_a_smoke]

And how the hell did that happen?

You're with the Patriots, aren't you?

[dynamic_may_lee]

... A knife. Really.

[need_a_smoke]

[Ooh, a woman...and she sounds cute.]

Hey, priorities. Gotta defend myself somehow...don't really need it though...just feels comfortable to have one.

[dynamic_may_lee]

You realize that kind of makes you sound unstable, right?

[need_a_smoke]

Nah, I aint a crazy weirdo or anything.

Just part of my training...I'm really used to having one.

[bustydefense]

A knife? That sounds dangerous.

[need_a_smoke]

[Another woman...Snake's hitting the jackpot.]

Nothin' to worry about here.

[bustydefense]

I certainly hope so.

[need_a_smoke]

I've talked to couple of people already, but maybe you can give me a better explanation of what's going on here?

All I've heard is this is Mayfield, the town loops if you try to leave, and the cigarettes suck...and it's already obvious it's modeled after the '50s.

[action]

[stronghalitosis]

[Funny you think so, Snake. Meet the woman of the house!]

AKIHIKO! I ain't givin' ya breakfast in bed again, so getcha bootay outta bed and get it ya self!