Ok. Feeling better now. Considerably less drunk as well. Things aren't great but I basically found a resolution.

So it turns out the time around my birthday is, yet again, fucking bullshit. I will be drunk and high for the next week or two now thanks. Good night!

I probably should have posted this sooner but my birthday celebration will be at 9:00 PM on June 24 at the King Henry Pub on Stephen Ave. You should come.

I'm taking a chance and actually celebrating my birthday this year. Please do me a favor and don't make me regret it by pulling shit on me.

Love, Anson

I watched a trailer for the new Superman movie at work and I can't believe I never thought of this. How the hell do you hide a boner in skin-tight spandex?

That's about it.

I only remember 2 lines of dialogue and none of them have anything to do with me (as far as I can tell) and then waking up and thinking, "God... that's awful! (But kind of hilarious ( Read more... )

Where the hell is my Pacman wristband?

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