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[needadspnsrhere]

[Scout's been doing what he does best-- Scouting. Running around, wondering where he's going to find the spawn point. He's almost searched every nook and cranny he can get in. Been slapped a few times for peeping-tommery and chased with a knife for it

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[notintehkitchen]

[Scout might find himself passing a giant red rubber blob who does a double take and turns her head around in the direction he's headed in.

Was that the damn BLU Scout? Where was he zipping off to?]

[needadspnsrhere]

[Scout, in a cloud of dust skids to a stop with the bottom of his cleats and turns around, blinking. A fucking RED. Lovely. And a god damn Pyro at that.]

Oh good, I was hoping to pound a fuckface in today, I'm in just the mood.

[notintehkitchen]

[Pyro will not tolerate your filthy mouth. As she huddas, she goes into detail about how you're young and shouldn't kiss your mother with that mouth. Oh well, not like you have any chance to kiss her anyways since RED Spy is always shagging her.

Taking out her axe, she uses her free hand to shoo him off. She'd prefer NOT to deal with Scout in any way, shape or form. Her flamethrower is missing and she only has her physical strength and shotgun to rely on.]

[needadspnsrhere]

[Using his bat, Scout puts it up to his ear and pretends-- well no not so much, he sort of understands Pyroese-- that he didn't hear what was being said.]

What was that? Sorry, I don't speak pussy-bitch RED.

[He smirks.]

OHho, Mister tough guy hm? Look Pally, I dunno if your Scout's ever told you-- but you stand shit all chance. Just lay down and play dead for your own fuckin' good.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Th' hell are you doing?

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[needadspnsrhere]

[Scout moves quickly still and the scene behind him blurs while he runs.]

Uhhh, runnin'? Scoutin'?

Tha hell you doin?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Huntin'.

Scoutin' fer what? Find some secret stash of that slime you drink?

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[needadspnsrhere]

...Figures.

[He haults to a stop, looking back and forth while neglecting to look down on the screen for a few moments.]

Tryin't find a fuckin' spawn point. I been around this effin' city like, thirty katrillionjillionbillionmillion times. NOTHIN'. ..As for slime, it tastes shitloads better than anything else I ever tasted, Pally.

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[resisted_fate]

[Watch out for the door opening right in front of you, Sniper. Satoshi happens to be exiting the bookstore at that moment and didn't plan for a random scout appearing.]

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[needadspnsrhere]

[Scout doesn't exactly figure he's going to have to look out for open doors and smacks straight into it, falling back on his backside quite a few feet away from his motion and most likely closed that door for you. Isn't he a gentleman?]

What the fuck??

[Scout gets up, rubbing his face a little bit, jezuz that hurt.]

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[resisted_fate]

[Thankfully Satoshi wasn't where the door could hit him and is now looking down at Scout. For the to have done all that then he must have been going fast.]

Nothing broken?

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[needadspnsrhere]

[Scout gets up to his feet, hand on his nose while he colourfully describes the hurt using curse words under his breath.]

How th'fuck should I know? Do I LOOK like a Medic?

[He rubs his nose and then checks his hand, wiping away some blood that he thinks nothing of.]

Who tha hell leaves doors open!? WIDE open?

[Give him a second, his pride is hurt- something shiny will happen and it'll distract him soon enough.]

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[needadspnsrhere]

[Scout groans. Just great, as if running into half the other assholes he ran into wasn't bad enough he's got the fucking RED Nazi calling.]

Sorry, pally, I don't speak faggot- try your fuckin' Pyro instead.

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[needadspnsrhere]

[Scout stops, dust falling behind him in little clouds while it passes the now still young man.]

That's funny, Hair Fuckface, he didn't mention that to me when I talked to him.