Once: Video Post: If someone is trying to make me homesick, it's not working

[needs_a_plan]

[The video clicks on, and at first there's only a clattering noise and a blur of color, as if the screen is being jostled around. Then, Tulio's face comes into view, so close to the camera that he's taking up the whole monitor.]

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS.

[Suddenly, with another violent jostle, the view readjusts to reveal more of Tulio

Comments

[needs_a_plan]

Ohhhh, REALLY? Whatever would we do without your sterling deductive powers!?

[needs_a_plan]

...That was a demonstration.

I don't think he's restless. All he does is...follow me around. No talking, no moving, no changes in expression, nothing. He just walks after me and stares.

[firemazoku]

Don't you think your over reacting.

[needs_a_plan]

Do you have any idea who that guy IS!?

[firemazoku]

No, but i'm sure i could handle him.

[needs_a_plan]

Be my guest, because I can't get him to go away.

[pasodoble]

¡CORTÉS!

[needs_a_plan]

Yeah, and he WON'T GO AWAY.

[needs_a_plan]

Wait--

You know him?

[pasodoble]

Sí, he was my friend! I didn't know you were friends with Cortés too!

[deadgirldropout]

What the hell is going on? There's...I...Reggie. And...Jesus Christ, that guy is terrifying. Who is that?

[needs_a_plan]

I have no idea! ...Who? What? Who's Reggie?

It's Hernán Cortés. Remember when I told you about that ship we were trapped on for two months? That's the guy. And yeah, he kind of is.

[deadgirldropout]

...my sister. She's just. There.

Oh yeah. The conquistador guy. That's...really unsettling.

[needs_a_plan]

Oh. Is she...does she follow you around and stare at you?

Goemon says he's probably a restless spirit, but I don't know what the hell he's haunting me for.

[dreamofpaprika]

Oh my.

[needs_a_plan]

"Oh my" is right.