Trece: My loathing for bananas now knows no bounds.

[needs_a_plan]

So.

Still stuck on a rock.

...

Yyyep.

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[goldenchel]

... at least we've still got water.

[needs_a_plan]

Chel, I am going to starve to death. Not for lack of food, but because my only other option is death by banana.

[goldenchel]

Hey, come on. At least we've got something to eat.

[needs_a_plan]

Do fish like bananas? Maybe if I put one in the water I can lure some fish into the shallows and stab them to death.

But maybe the fish would taste like banana.

There's no hope. I'm going to starve to death.

[regal_azure]

We're leaving Berk tonight, and coming straight to get you. Hang in there.

[needs_a_plan]

Really?

[regal_azure]

Really! It would have been sooner, but, well, we had to get the ship repaired, and the dragons were really cute, and then it was Luffy's birthday, and Sanji's cat gave birth...

We'll be there soon. I'm not exactly sure how long it will take, but soon.

[needs_a_plan]

THANK GOD.

[deadgirldropout]

We're coming, we're coming. Right now.

[needs_a_plan]

You're my hero. I'd get you a thank-you gift, but unfortunately, due to the circumstances, you're out of luck on that front unless you're a big fan of bananas.

[deadgirldropout]

I wouldn't mind a banana. We'll be there, ASAP.

[needs_a_plan]

Good. Take the rest of them. Just as long as I don't have to see them ever again.

[warriorothesea]

We didn't forget you existed. We just...were busy with other stuff for a while.

[needs_a_plan]

Yeah, yeah, dragons, kittens, birthday, I got the rundown. And I know we have no right to expect you to do anything other than take your sweet time and maybe throw a couple rocks if you come to pick us up at all, so...we appreciate it.

I'm just getting really tired of this island.

[warriorothesea]

Well. We're on the way now. For real. So it won't be much longer.

Rocks are optional.

[needs_a_plan]

Ha ha. Well, we have a lot of bananas we can pay you back with for the trouble.

[serving_love]

There still a lot of bananas left where you are? Or did you eat most of 'em? Because I'm thinking we could have a whole shitty banana week. Banana pudding, banana bread, banana ice cream, bananas foster, fried bananas... Could be fun!

[warriorothesea]

That's not a bad idea! Don't forget banana splits!!

[serving_love]

Banana splits using banana ice cream.

[warriorothesea]

Oh, of course. Banana cream pie is good, too!