Catorce: On the subject of this stupid balloon island

[needs_a_plan]

I refuse to believe that there's no way to get up to some of these buildings with jumping on a bunch of goddamn balloons. I don't believe it.

You know what? I bet that's why these people were so excited to see newcomers. Watching idiots fall to their deaths must be a national pastime.

Comments

[warriorothesea]

There’s definitively something FISHY about this place, RIGHT?? …and I don’t just mean the fish-based diet.

[needs_a_plan]

Oh, unintentional puns. But I agree. It feels...off, and not just in the sense that it's completely absurd.

[warriorothesea]

Right, so it's not just me. Well, not that I thought it was, but--I dunno. I just have a bad feeling about this place.

[needs_a_plan]

Robin says burning rubber fumes can be fatal, but I'm not sure if she's just messing with me. Wikipedia is inconclusive on the matter.

[key_destination]

I don't know about you guys, but it sounds really fun.

...Not the falling to their death parts, I mean.

[needs_a_plan]

You're young; you haven't had time to learn the evils of the world.

...What was your name again?

[key_destination]

....Yeah, but I've seen a lot of different worlds.

Roxas.

[needs_a_plan]

I'm mostly making fun of you; don't worry about it.

Right. You.

[8deathtaed8]

[needs_a_plan]

...Uh--

[needs_a_plan]

...Thank you?

[8deathtaed8]

It was my pleasure, Tulio.

That piece of hair seems to be plaguing a lot of your icons. I could be busy for a lot of tonight.

[8deathtaed8]

The humanity! Please remove yourself from the internet.

[8deathtaed8]

Then you're going to have to fix your--

Does proofreading mean ANYTHING to you?

[deadgirldropout]

You just hate fun.

[needs_a_plan]

I do not hate fun. I simply hold a personal definition of fun that doesn't involve getting killed.

[deadgirldropout]

Well I don't have your post-it so you're not dying today, at least.

[needs_a_plan]

And you know why that is? Because I'm staying here.