Quince: Video Post

[needs_a_plan]

[The video turns on and it's just Tulio, sitting at a table, drumming his fingers on the wood and propping his chin up on one hand. He looks almost bored. Both his hands are black, there are roundish ears on top of his head, and he has a black mask across his eyes and nose, like this[The finger-drumming stops for a second and he arches an eyebrow

Comments

[needs_a_plan]

Why a horse?

...Why a rat??

[needs_a_plan]

That doesn't mean he was RIGHT.

Oh. Fair enough. I'm definitely not a rat, though.

[deadgirldropout]

...hahahaha!

[needs_a_plan]

YOU don't get to talk, missy. Laugh. Whatever.

[deadgirldropout]

Who says?

You're a ferret.

[needs_a_plan]

YEAH, WELL--

...

...Yeah. Well.

[regal_azure]

It's happened to you, too?

...I'm not even sure what animal that is.

[needs_a_plan]

I'm a ferret, princesa. A goddamn ferret.

[regal_azure]

Well there are worse animals you could have been, right? Have you transformed yet?

[needs_a_plan]

...Like a donkey.

Yeah, I think what triggers it is stress, and being that I'm stressed all the time, this is not ideal.

[donkchiko]

... fuck you all and your cool animals.

Donkeys are much better.

[needs_a_plan]

There is nothing even remotely cool about ferrets. They're tube socks with eyes, chica.

[donkchiko]

I've flies around me, no matter how many times I bathe.

[needs_a_plan]

...Do you smell like a donkey?

[tora_gari]

...Raccoon, huh. This curse's got you pegged.

[needs_a_plan]

...Ferret. I'm a ferret.

What are you?

[tora_gari]

...Oh. I don't know anything about ferrets.

Tiger.

[needs_a_plan]

...They're weasels.

Oh, great. Another cat.